Funny Quote by Green Monk Download Open image “Lets play post office¦ Lick You, stick you, and send you on your way...” — Green Monk ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.4 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Lets Play
When I was a kid and we used to play Post Office, I was the Dead Letter Office. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
The post-office is a wonderful establishment! The regularity and dispatch of it! If one thinks of all that it has to do, and all… — Jane Austen Copy Share Image
The post office has a great charm at one point of our lives. When you have lived to my age, you will begin to… — Jane Austen Copy Share Image
I should be a postage stamp. That’s the only way I’ll ever get licked! — Muhammad Ali Copy Share Image
'You've got mail!' exclaims the cheery automaton at America Online. The flag on the mailbox icon waves invitingly on my computer screen. For a… — Geraldine Brooks Copy Share Image
'Postcards' was just a way of slapping myself in the face and saying, 'You can do anything! Just go for it!' — Jens Lekman Copy Share Image
Why do you have to be out of town to write a postcard? I want a to write a postcard to my neighbor: "I… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
In proportion as our inward life fails, we go more constantly and desperately to the post office. You may depend on it, that the… — Henry David Thoreau Copy Share Image
Alongside my 'no email' policy, I resolve to make better use of the wonderful Royal Mail, and send letters and postcards to people. There… — Tom Hodgkinson Copy Share Image
I wonder if you have unprotected phone sex if you can get hearing aids? — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Women fake headaches to get out of having sex with their man, and men fake not being married to have sex with a woman. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I've been told by so many women that I'm a great listener. A majority of them, have big boobs. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Scientists have found that women share the same dna as prawns.. Their heads are full of shit but their pink bits taste amazing! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When someone is mad and asks you Do I look stupid? Don't answer them just stare curiously at them — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Passion is a strong emotional desire of love and hate to humans or objects — Green Monk Copy Share Image
You may love a girl very deeply... But u CANNOT express it more deeper than... 5, 6 or 7 inches... — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Note To Females: You cant blame the entire male genre just because you were attracted to some assholes. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you can't understand what someone has said even though they have repeated it four times — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
