They say women love surprises but come out from under her bed yelling surprise! & you get arrested & sent to prison. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
Once a gay boy married a lesbian girl .. and then.. . . . . . . . nothing happened.. what was supposed to happen anyway?? — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
Women, you may as well go for the younger man -- they never mature anyway! — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
A real relationship has: fights, trust, faith, tears, pain, arguement, patience, secrets, jealousy, and love.Â¥ — Green Monk Faith Copy Share Image
Did you just cut your hair? he asked, so I pulled out my axe & chopped off his arm & asked Did… — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
When I was 18 I met with a terrible accident. I was thrown out of a car window... by the boyfriend of… — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
In case of emergency exits can be located at the sign out, delete, deactivate, mute & block features Thank you for flying… — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
Guys, if she just wants to be friends then borrow $250 from her & never pay her back. Like a real friend would. — Green Monk Friendship Copy Share Image
If you are ever attacked by a mob of clowns, remember: go for the juggler! — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
That awkward moment you pull a door you're suppose to push open — Green Monk Awkward moment Copy Share Image
LadieS....whenever you're feeling down....i'll be there to feel you up — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
All these killings needs to stop. Lets just fight over internet with CAPS ON. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
If you choose to have a closed mind, please choose to have a closed mouth as well. — Green Monk Closed mind Copy Share Image
People tell me I'm a drama queen. I don't get why that's a bad thing. If I'm a queen, don't I get… — Green Monk Bad thing Copy Share Image
The heaviest burden of life is..... . . . . . . . . . An Empty Pocket — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
When you are successful your well wishers know who you are BUT when you are unsuccessful you know who your well wishers… — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
Three Things I've Learned: Never trust a skinny chef, A fat personal trainer or Man in a wheelchair wearing dirty shoes. — Green Monk Food Copy Share Image
When I die, I want my final words to be I'm too sexy for this life. — Green Monk Final words Copy Share Image
A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing but together can decide that nothing can be done. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
