You call it it multiple personalities, I call it social networking in my head! — Green Monk Being crazy Copy Share Image
That special feeling when a baby grabs your finger with their whole hand .. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
I had to quit my job crushing soft drink cans. It was soda pressing. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
April Fools' Day is probably the worst day ever to have a heart attack. — Green Monk April fool Copy Share Image
There's a smudge on my computer monitor, but I think it's on your side. — Green Monk Computers Copy Share Image
Break ups arent always meant for make ups. Sometimes relationships are ended for you to wake up. — Green Monk Break Copy Share Image
When life stresses you out, eat a carrot. It won't make your life any better, but at least you're helping out the… — Green Monk Carrot Copy Share Image
Did you just cut your hair? he asked, so I pulled out my axe & chopped off his arm & asked Did… — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
The cost of living has now gotten so bad that my wife is having sex with me because she can't afford batteries — Green Monk Afford Copy Share Image
He used to think that he was fantastic in bed until he discovered that all his girlfriends suffered from asthma…… — Green Monk Asthma Copy Share Image
Tell your girlfriend how much you love her out of the blue one day. I bet she'll love it. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
You don't know this but the regret you feel after doing something is your body's way of saying you should definitely do… — Green Monk Feel Copy Share Image
I hate seeing an older woman standing on the bus while I'm seated. . . So I just close my eyes and… — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
All these killings needs to stop. Lets just fight over internet with CAPS ON. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
I deserve an oscar for the ammount of times I faked it with you — Green Monk Deserve Copy Share Image
I just want to punch a wall as hard as I can. I hope I miss and it hits your face. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
Some women are so bored with sex, they only moan during commercial breaks ! — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
I think we should feel other people. ~ Blind couple while breaking up — Green Monk Blind Copy Share Image
Be the girl everyone wants to be with Not the girl that everyone has been with... — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
Cheating is easy. Try something challenging like being faithful — Green Monk Challenging Copy Share Image
I only workout cause looking good helps cover up my ugly personality. — Green Monk Exercise Copy Share Image
I make inappropriate choices when I drink. I also make them when I'm not drinking — Green Monk Drink Copy Share Image
Blowjobs are the only jobs that haven't been affected by this shitty economy. — Green Monk Economy Copy Share Image
If you are ever attacked by a mob of clowns, remember: go for the juggler! — Green Monk Clowns Copy Share Image
While you're ignoring her, someone else is begging for her attention. — Green Monk Attention Copy Share Image
I can save the world…easy breezy…but nobody is brave enough to put me in charge… — Green Monk Brave Copy Share Image
