Its really so funny that people who treat me like shit get offended when me finally do the same to them. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
When I grow up I want to be just like my dog. Walking around fucking bitches... then when I get bored, I… — Green Monk Dog Copy Share Image
I wish I could get excited about anything as much as girls get excited about cupcakes. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
Ever wonder about the true purpose of mosquitoes? I'm thinking it must be God's source of amusement... watching us slap ourselves! — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
Facebook Timeline is an excellent graphical and visual representation to show how you wasted all your precious time in the past... — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
Number one rule: Never get attached to something that wasn't yours in the first place. — Green Monk First place Copy Share Image
My girlfriends are my most valuable possessions, thats why I keep them locked up in closet. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
You attract people by the qualities that you display and you keep people by the qualities that you possess. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
Never be in a relationship if you still have a single person's mentality — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
The only possible way I would find you attractive is if you swallowed a magnet. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
Trust is something that you have in a condom when the partner is not your spouse — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
I'm so handsome that every time I shop, the cashiers check me out! — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
Its a funny thing that when a man hasnt anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
That awkard moment ,while a lunch with important people,Suddenly,you drop coke on your new clothes -.- — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
I hate when someone gets lost in my eyes & they forget what they're telling me. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
My girl doesn't have to dress up to impress me , given what she dressing up from is her birthday suit — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when your crush asks you who you like. — Green Monk Awkward moment Copy Share Image
Why do so many new brides get crow's feet as soon as they're married? From squinting and saying, Suck what? — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
My annoying friend said that running will get my mind off things. He's right, I felt much better after I ran him… — Green Monk Friendship Copy Share Image
April Fools' Day is probably the worst day ever to have a heart attack. — Green Monk April fool Copy Share Image
That special feeling when a baby grabs your finger with their whole hand .. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
