The Dream of a Man and Tears of a girl Can do Anyting in this World — Green Monk Dream Copy Share Image
I'm not racist. I date women from other different races if they have pink nipples. — Green Monk Different races Copy Share Image
I didn't run into the wall, I was just checking to see how strong it was. (: — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
People get so defensive and immediately start denying it if you dare accuse them of snoring. — Green Monk Denying Copy Share Image
If you hire two lawyers, does that mean that both lawyers could be replaced by one paralegal? — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
You're in a relationship to be happy, to smile, to laugh, to make memories. not to constantly be upset, hurting and crying.. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
Females need to search for a man with goals and ambition because 10 years from now swag isnt gonna pay your bills . — Green Monk Ambition Copy Share Image
Sometimes I like to be a bit Romantic, that's why I light up a couple of scented candles when I masturbate. — Green Monk Candles Copy Share Image
True friends are like diapers they never leave your ass, even if they are full of shit. — Green Monk Friend Copy Share Image
Just bought a pair of boots that are so comfortable when you're kicking someone in the face. — Green Monk Boots Copy Share Image
I don't smoke, I don't drink, I don't snort, and I don't gamble. I do lie a little bit though. — Green Monk Drink Copy Share Image
Me and good judgment haven't been on speaking terms in a good long time. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
Guys, I had nothing to live for, but then I got a discount on my Cellphone bill. — Green Monk Cellphone Copy Share Image
Never be in a relationship if you still have a single person's mentality — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
Your not completely worthless you can be used as a bad example! — Green Monk Bad example Copy Share Image
A Man's penis is so polite. It stands up so girls have a place to sit down. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
People who leave voicemails are the worst fucking scumbags on earth. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
The heaviest burden of life is… . . . . . . . . . An Empty Pocket — Green Monk Burden Copy Share Image
The awesome moment when someone gets accused of something you did. — Green Monk Accused Copy Share Image
That awkward moment you pull a door you're suppose to push open — Green Monk Awkward Copy Share Image
Everything was going well for them... and BAM! they got married.. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
When I die, I want my final words to be I'm too sexy for this life. — Green Monk Dying Copy Share Image
My dad is the boss. . .until Grandma comes over. Then hes just one of us — Green Monk Dad Copy Share Image
Once upon a time you held the world in your hands... then I left. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
