There's a smudge on my computer monitor, but I think it's on your side. — Green Monk Computers Copy Share Image
Why did the butcher divorce his wife? He caught her eating his competitor's meat! — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
There are two greatest days in a guys life.... The day he was BORN..... and the day he discovered PORN... — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
Ex's are like toys you give them to the less fortunate so you can move on to bigger and better things ! — Green Monk Better things Copy Share Image
Stop checking your phone nobody loves you! - me at the cinema to anyone checking their phone — Green Monk Body love Copy Share Image
Happiness Is Like Penis. It Always Looks Small But When You Learn To Share It, You Realize How Big It Can Be. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
The Shortest Solution Of Every Problem Is To Minimize The Distance Between Your Knee And Floor. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
To those who know and love me I wish you well. All the rest may go to hell — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
A news paper seems more intresting when . . . The person sitting next to you is reading it... — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
That one person who you know you can't trust, but keep telling them everything, anyway. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
Twitter is like a maximum security prison. There are the tough guys, crazy ones, odd ones & an idiot who tried to… — Green Monk Cybersecurity Copy Share Image
I understand the weight of love. As soon as you fall in love she continually starts to get heavier — Green Monk Fall in love Copy Share Image
A wise black man once told me... do you have any spare change you can give me? — Green Monk Change Copy Share Image
Break ups arent always meant for make ups. Sometimes relationships are ended for you to wake up. — Green Monk Break ups Copy Share Image
Whenever I kill a spider in my house I leave it's guts smeared on the wall to let all the other spider… — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
Beware of ego: Ego is a double edged sword the outer edge cuts your popularity; while the inner edge pierces your purity. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
I can read Spanish, German, Italian, and French¦ as long as its written in English :] — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
Best thing about social networking is how it brings us all together so we can have lunch with our phone. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
Life is like sex, you can either lie back and let it screw you OR you can get on top and ride… — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
My wife told me she wanted something with lots of diamonds, I bought her a deck of cards — Green Monk Deck of cards Copy Share Image
