If you fall and break both of your legs, don't come running to me. — Green Monk Break Copy Share Image
Eating pumpkin cheesecake is like getting a blowjob from a vagina. — Green Monk Blowjob Copy Share Image
Why did the butcher divorce his wife? He caught her eating his competitor's meat! — Green Monk Butcher Copy Share Image
Laughter is the second best medicine. Setting things on fire is first. — Green Monk Comedy Copy Share Image
Happiness is defined as opening your refrigerator to find your mother-in-law's picture on the milk carton. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
Its very easy to hurt someone & say sorry but its really difficult to get hurt & say Its Ok — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
A real relationship has: fights, trust, faith, tears, pain, arguement, patience, secrets, jealousy, and love.Â¥ — Green Monk Faith Copy Share Image
The first step in going somewhere is deciding you are not going to stay where you are. — Green Monk First step Copy Share Image
Ladies, if you're ugly get a bunch of tattoos. They're hot and it'll distract guys from your fucked up face. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
So... I was reading this Fascinating study. It shows that Men think about sex every tits seconds. — Green Monk Education Copy Share Image
I can read Spanish, German, Italian, and French¦ as long as its written in English :] — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
People get so defensive and immediately start denying it if you dare accuse them of snoring. — Green Monk Denying Copy Share Image
I guess when you said forever you meant until you found someone better. — Green Monk Forever Copy Share Image
Boys , if you are going to lay down and make a baby , stand up and be a daddy — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
When you walk through life with a dirty mind, the simplest things seem funny — Green Monk Comedy Copy Share Image
An ex is called an ex because they're an ex-ample of who not to date next time. — Green Monk Called Copy Share Image
I wasn't born with enough middle fingers to let you know how I feel. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
If you choose to have a closed mind, please choose to have a closed mouth as well. — Green Monk Choose Copy Share Image
I never said I wanted to be perfect, I just want to be good enough for you. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
Unless you know the whole situation and know FACTS...keep your mouth shut! — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
The problem with many things is the pre-conceived ideas we have about them! — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
Before smartphones life was terrible. I practically never stepped in dog shit. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
The Dream of a Man and Tears of a girl Can do Anyting in this World — Green Monk Dream Copy Share Image
I'm not racist. I date women from other different races if they have pink nipples. — Green Monk Different races Copy Share Image
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