Funny Quote by Green Monk Download Open image “First thing you do when you wake up is reach for your phone...” — Green Monk ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.2 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny
The first thing I do after waking up is check my phone for news. I like to make sure the world is still here… — Mellody Hobson Copy Share Image
Check the phone. Just in case. Go to bed. Dream of you. That's what I'm doing these days. — Rascal Flatts Copy Share Image
Get in the habit of never putting the phone next to your brain or body unless it's a true emergency. — Devra Davis Copy Share Image
What's the first thing I do when I wake up in the morning? Wish I hadn't. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My phone is like my lover.....its the last thing I see at night , and the first thing I wake up to every morning!!!!!!!! ^_^ — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I check my phone first thing when I wake up in the morning. I usually take it up with me to bed so it's… — Jami Attenberg Copy Share Image
I wonder if you have unprotected phone sex if you can get hearing aids? — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Women fake headaches to get out of having sex with their man, and men fake not being married to have sex with a woman. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I've been told by so many women that I'm a great listener. A majority of them, have big boobs. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Scientists have found that women share the same dna as prawns.. Their heads are full of shit but their pink bits taste amazing! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When someone is mad and asks you Do I look stupid? Don't answer them just stare curiously at them — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Passion is a strong emotional desire of love and hate to humans or objects — Green Monk Copy Share Image
You may love a girl very deeply... But u CANNOT express it more deeper than... 5, 6 or 7 inches... — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Note To Females: You cant blame the entire male genre just because you were attracted to some assholes. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you can't understand what someone has said even though they have repeated it four times — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
