Funny Quote by Green Monk Download Open image “When life hands you a good tweet, RETWEET IT” — Green Monk ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.5 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Life
“Life should be like a good Tweet - short, pithy, convey a message and inspire others to follow.” — Ashok Kallarakkal Copy Share Image
Tweeting is like sending out cool telegrams to your friends once a week. — Tom Hanks Copy Share Image
Tweeting is really only good for one thing - it's just good for tweeting... It is rewarding, because it's just its own reward. It's… — Steve Martin Copy Share Image
I retweet. I do retweet a lot. I don't have a lot of very original things to say. — Mark Consuelos Copy Share Image
I don't delete tweets that don't get retweeted. I hug them and tell them they're just as special. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
My tweets are from my life and my experiences. I've had my heart ripped out and I put it back together. I believed it… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wonder if you have unprotected phone sex if you can get hearing aids? — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Women fake headaches to get out of having sex with their man, and men fake not being married to have sex with a woman. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I've been told by so many women that I'm a great listener. A majority of them, have big boobs. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Scientists have found that women share the same dna as prawns.. Their heads are full of shit but their pink bits taste amazing! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When someone is mad and asks you Do I look stupid? Don't answer them just stare curiously at them — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Passion is a strong emotional desire of love and hate to humans or objects — Green Monk Copy Share Image
You may love a girl very deeply... But u CANNOT express it more deeper than... 5, 6 or 7 inches... — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Note To Females: You cant blame the entire male genre just because you were attracted to some assholes. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you can't understand what someone has said even though they have repeated it four times — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
