Funny Quote by Green Monk

Talk stupid and I will put you on a milk carton.

— Khalifa Firas

It's seldom you make a great picture. you have to milk the cow quite a lot to get plenty of milk to make a…

— Henri Cartier-Bresson

I have always suspected skim milk was gay. For god's sake, it has homogenized right on the carton.

— Anonymous

I was dreaming of Craig Carton.

— Boomer Esiason

A Styrofoam egg carton caught his eye. He opened it and found a single silver orb with little blinking red lights. "This is cool,…

— Rick Riordan

“carton and sleep in my bed.” “Maybe I can arrest him for”

— Janet Evanovich

Use the environment to remind you of what needs to be done. If you're afraid you'll forget to buy milk on the way home,…

— Daniel Levitin

For a single woman, preparing for company means wiping the lipstick off the milk carton.

— Elayne Boosler

As a seven-year-old, I remember when Etan Patz disappeared and was immortalized as the first missing-child face on a milk carton.

— Chelsea Cain

On the morning of the fourth day, Jamie tipped a switchblade out of his box of cornflakes. “I think these promotional campaigns have really…

— Sarah Rees Brennan

Manhandling the open here spout on a milk carton so badly that one has to resort to using the illegal side.

— Rich Hall

Yo mama is so fat, she ran away and they had to use all four sides of the milk carton

— Anonymous

Happiness is not defined by any circumstance, condition, or person. You need not tie your happiness to anything. The choice to be happy is…

— Dr Anil Kr Sinha

“And here I was excited to get somewhere I could drink milk out of the carton while wearing my underwear.” “You drink milk out…

— Nichole Chase

“A learned society of our day, no doubt with the loftiest of intentions, has proposed the question, “Which people, in history, might have been…

— Johann Gottfried Herder