Happiness is defined as opening your refrigerator to find your mother-in-law's picture on the milk carton. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
A Styrofoam egg carton caught his eye. He opened it and found a single silver orb with little blinking red lights. "This… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
I have always suspected skim milk was gay. For god's sake, it has homogenized right on the carton. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
