Funny Quote by Green Monk Download Open image “Boys , if you are going to lay down and make a baby , stand up and be a daddy” — Green Monk ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.9 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny
I would be ready to become a dad if I was with the right person. I'd like a boy, though. Because they're in charge. — Mario Balotelli Copy Share Image
I always thought I would have boys, but as a father, when your kids are born and they're healthy and happy, that's the most… — Rob Mariano Copy Share Image
I just want a healthy, happy baby, so the whether it's a boy or a girl really doesn't matter. — Jamie Lynn Spears Copy Share Image
Boys will be boys...and the rest of the world can go on pretending that's a good thing. — Cellan Slarcas Copy Share Image
Having a child made him a daddy, taking care of that child will make him a man. — Tyler Perry Copy Share Image
Fathers. Mothers. With all their caring and attention. They will f--- you up, every time. — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
I just wanna be the girl you talk about - the only one you wouldn't ride without - to be the one who makes… — Farah Mustafa Copy Share Image
Everyone asks me do you want a boy or a girl? I really don't mind, it should be a healthy baby. — Raj Kundra Copy Share Image
Boys, when a girl lays her head on your chest, she is wishing to be yours forever. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wonder if you have unprotected phone sex if you can get hearing aids? — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Women fake headaches to get out of having sex with their man, and men fake not being married to have sex with a woman. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I've been told by so many women that I'm a great listener. A majority of them, have big boobs. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Scientists have found that women share the same dna as prawns.. Their heads are full of shit but their pink bits taste amazing! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When someone is mad and asks you Do I look stupid? Don't answer them just stare curiously at them — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Passion is a strong emotional desire of love and hate to humans or objects — Green Monk Copy Share Image
You may love a girl very deeply... But u CANNOT express it more deeper than... 5, 6 or 7 inches... — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Note To Females: You cant blame the entire male genre just because you were attracted to some assholes. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you can't understand what someone has said even though they have repeated it four times — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
