Dead Quote by Green Monk Download Open image “Wishing you were dead is twitter's new hi how are you” — Green Monk ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.5 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Dead Dead Twitter Funny Twitter Twitter New Wishing Wishing Dead
I think somebody's marketing a thing that Hoovers up your Twitter and it will continue tweeting for you after you're dead. I have no… — Charlie Brooker Copy Share Image
The best thing about being dead is you no longer have to say 'I wish I were dead.' The best thing about being alive… — Ivor Cutler Copy Share Image
You should see some of the things people tweet me. There have been death wishes on my Twitter timeline. — Ashley Madekwe Copy Share Image
I hate to break this to you: One of these days I'm going to die. I expect that when I croak I'll no longer… — Margaret Atwood Copy Share Image
It's nice when people are happy to hear that you're still alive, rather than feeling like "Oh, finally he's dead?" — Dave Grohl Copy Share Image
On your death bed, you will think about all of those days you didn't check Twitter. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I wonder if you have unprotected phone sex if you can get hearing aids? — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Women fake headaches to get out of having sex with their man, and men fake not being married to have sex with a woman. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I've been told by so many women that I'm a great listener. A majority of them, have big boobs. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Scientists have found that women share the same dna as prawns.. Their heads are full of shit but their pink bits taste amazing! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When someone is mad and asks you Do I look stupid? Don't answer them just stare curiously at them — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Passion is a strong emotional desire of love and hate to humans or objects — Green Monk Copy Share Image
You may love a girl very deeply... But u CANNOT express it more deeper than... 5, 6 or 7 inches... — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Note To Females: You cant blame the entire male genre just because you were attracted to some assholes. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you can't understand what someone has said even though they have repeated it four times — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I'm going to stay on stage until I drop dead. Then I'm going to have myself stuffed, like Trigger, and I'm going to put… — Debbie Reynolds Copy Share Image
Okay, so I'll admit I'm curious. Big deal. We both know what that leads to. Dead cat. — Susan Elizabeth Phillips Copy Share Image
It's a really dark, emotionally wrenching world that we've created on 'The Walking Dead.' — Laurie Holden Copy Share Image
If you’re alive, don’t move, if you’re dead, don’t worry about it. — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
“I’m just–” She wanted to say “not in the mood,” but that was not only a cliché but a vast understatement. She was dead.” — Will McIntosh Copy Share Image
He was obviously dead. But since he was a vampire that wasn't as hopless a thing as it might have been. — Patricia Briggs Copy Share Image
Ireland starts for me with the end of 'The Dead,' which my father read to me from his desk in his basement office in… — John Jeremiah Sullivan Copy Share Image
