Fat people Quote by Green Monk Download Open image “Relationships are like fat people...they don't work out” — Green Monk ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.8 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Fat people Funny Relationship Relationships
Relationships are like FAT people , sometimes they don't work out ! . Hahaha this cracks me up (: — Me Copy Share Image
The thing is, relationships never work out... until they do. You learn a lot from relationships that don't work out. — Tracy McMillan Copy Share Image
You’re in a relationship because you need help, but that’s not necessarily why you should be in a relationship. And that’s skinny. It doesn’t… — Justin Vernon Copy Share Image
A Relationship is like building muscles - Sometimes you have to break it down to the core and rebuild it to make it stronger… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Relationships are not for people who will just act like they are still single. Can't have your cake and eat it too. — Enhance Dreams Copy Share Image
I wonder if you have unprotected phone sex if you can get hearing aids? — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Women fake headaches to get out of having sex with their man, and men fake not being married to have sex with a woman. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I've been told by so many women that I'm a great listener. A majority of them, have big boobs. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Scientists have found that women share the same dna as prawns.. Their heads are full of shit but their pink bits taste amazing! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When someone is mad and asks you Do I look stupid? Don't answer them just stare curiously at them — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Passion is a strong emotional desire of love and hate to humans or objects — Green Monk Copy Share Image
You may love a girl very deeply... But u CANNOT express it more deeper than... 5, 6 or 7 inches... — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Note To Females: You cant blame the entire male genre just because you were attracted to some assholes. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you can't understand what someone has said even though they have repeated it four times — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I don't want to lose weight to live long or be healthy. I just want to be able to make fun of fat people… — Tom Segura Copy Share Image
Why is it controversial to talk about the fact that fat people deserve to take up space and deserve to be sexy? — Tess Holliday Copy Share Image
If you want to look young and thin on your birthday. Hang around a bunch of old fat people. — Anthony Copy Share Image
Because I'm fat, people believe I'm somehow vulnerable and easy to handle in a negotiation. Ever try to negotiate with a fat guy? We… — Bernie Brillstein Copy Share Image
“When you're fat, people naturally assume you aren't committed. They think you're not disciplined because if you were disciplined you wouldn't let yourself get… — K.L. Going Copy Share Image
I am proud to be called the Queen of Mean, and I never mince my words - especially when it comes to fat people. — Katie Hopkins Copy Share Image
Fat people are brilliant in bed. If I'm sitting on top of you, who's going to argue? — Jo Brand Copy Share Image
We're fighting a stigma: fat. People are really scared of fat. And I think we need to change people's minds and show that you… — Crystal Renn Copy Share Image
