Birthday Quote by Anthony Download Open image “If you want to look young and thin on your birthday. Hang around a bunch of old fat people.” — Anthony ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.6 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Birthday Bunch Fat people Fats Funny birthday wishes Funny happy birthday Funny old age birthday Funny old birthday Hilarious happy birthday Humorous birthday Ifs Looks People Want Young
"I hope, sir, that I will shoot your picture on your hundredth birthday." I don't see why not, young man. You look reasonably fit… — Winston Churchill Copy Share Image
I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people. Lmfao — Kemis Khan Copy Share Image
As you grow older, make sure you count two things ? your calories and your blessings. Have a great Birthday! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Want to look skinny without losing any weight? Hang out with fat people. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I guess I don't so much mind being old, as I mind being fat and old. — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
I always do big birthday things. In three years, I'm 70. I'm going to do something outrageous. In America, everyone's always hiding their age. — Marina Abramovic Copy Share Image
“The greatest tragedy that can befall a man is not death but the inability to do what should be done at the right time” — Anthony Copy Share Image
In the ’70s it was skateboards, in the ’80s it was drugs, in the ’90s it was art, and now it’s my family. — Anthony Copy Share Image
In person I am everything and more, I'm everywhere these other niggas never been before, but inside I'm treadin water steady tryin to swim… — Anthony Copy Share Image
My best experience as a writer was working with Michael Ondaatje. He let me dismantle his novel, reimagine it, and still had dinner with… — Anthony Copy Share Image
When I do think, ‘Man a f—cking motel room with a couple of thousand dollars worth of narcotics would do me right,’ I just… — Anthony Copy Share Image
Women borrow sweaters that I spray wit my cologne, and tell me don't forget 'em and I promise that I won't, feelin so distant… — Anthony Copy Share Image
Join the Republican party if you cannot abide Democrats. You will probably loathe Republicans just as much, but there are fewer of them. — Anthony Copy Share Image
Solicitude for material things distracts the soul and divides it. The devil seizes the divided soul and drags it to hell. — Anthony Copy Share Image
I had sort of had a 21st birthday when I was 17, 18 years old living in Japan. I had all of that stuff… — Sarah Wright Copy Share Image
Spiritually, life is a festival, a celebration. Joy is of the essence of life; — Agnivesh Copy Share Image
Here is your third gift from Me once again..I had a fourth gift it was about me making a video telling you how much… — LilBear Copy Share Image
To divide one's life by years is of course to tumble into a trap set by our own arithmetic. The calendar consents to carry… — Clifton Fadiman Copy Share Image
“Jarod Kintz Day—it’s not just my birthday, but it should be a holiday that’s mandatory to celebrate, punishable by death if you don’t. It’ll… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
May Lord bless you abundantly because a sweetheart like you deserves the best! Have a glorious and memorable Birthday! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Happy Birthday To Me,I just turned twenty three(23),I want a new Puppy, And I'll name it Julie:) Chocolate cake anyone all I have leftover,,,… — Becka Miller Copy Share Image
I've always taken care of myself, and I'm a non-conformist, so I don't accept the negativity that comes with birthdays. — Rob Van Dam Copy Share Image
If you're going to do a job, do it right. If you're going to throw a birthday party, make it amazing. If you're going… — Jimmy John Liautaud Copy Share Image
I got Mary pregnant and man that's all she wrote. And for my 19th birthday, I got a union card and a factory coat. — Bruce Springsteen Copy Share Image