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Humorous birthday Quotes

7 quotes from 7 authors

Celebrating a year without feeling like a walking calendar? A quick laugh can be the frosting on the cake. These seven jokes poke fun at age, cake, and growing up, delivering a smile for anyone facing the birthday clock. For more, see Romance, Loyalty, and Human Connection pages.

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If we could be twice young and twice old we could correct all our mistakes.

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If you want to look young and thin on your birthday. Hang around a bunch of old fat people.

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I believe in loyalty. When a woman reaches an age she likes, she should stick with it.

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Of late I appear To have reached that stage When people who look old Who are only my age.

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The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet.

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Time and tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of 30.

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Your True Nature Is Love. There's Nothing You Can Do About It.

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