Humorous birthday Quotes

If we could be twice young and twice old we could correct all our mistakes.

— Euripides

If you want to look young and thin on your birthday. Hang around a bunch of old fat people.

— Anthony

I believe in loyalty. When a woman reaches an age she likes, she should stick with it.

— Eva Gabor

Of late I appear To have reached that stage When people who look old Who are only my age.

— Richard Armour

The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet.

— Robert Orben

Time and tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of 30.

— Robert Frost

Your True Nature Is Love. There's Nothing You Can Do About It.

— Byron Katie