Funny happy birthday Quotes

Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.

— C. E. M. Joad

You're only as old as you feel.

— Paul Simonon

Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.

— Dorothy Parker

The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet.

— Robert Orben

Time and tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of 30.

— Robert Frost

The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.

— Will Rogers

If you want to look young and thin on your birthday. Hang around a bunch of old fat people.

— Anthony

People ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit.

— George Burns

You're birthday reminds me of the old Chinese scholar… Yung No Mo

— Dana Rosemary Scallon