Funny Quote by Green Monk Download Open image “If you fall and break both of your legs, don't come running to me.” — Green Monk ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.9 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny
If you fall down those stairs and break both of your legs, don't come running to me! — Louise Rennison Copy Share Image
Don't try to run soooo fast , Cuz if you ever fall that hurts me more than you. — Kaceem Madd Copy Share Image
You keep running and one day when you stop running your going to fall, and I'm going to be there to catch you. — Gena Showalter Copy Share Image
We seldom break a leg as long as we are climbing wearily upwards in our lives, instead we do it when we start going… — Friedrich Nietzsche Copy Share Image
“The secret isn’t in your legs, but in your strength of mind. You need to go for a run when it is raining, windy,… — Jornet Kilian Copy Share Image
We seldom break our leg so long as life continues a toilsome upward climb. The danger comes when we begin to take things easily… — Friedrich Nietzsche Copy Share Image
When you finally stop running, when you finally fall...just remember that you can pick yourself up, dust yourself off and look around...maybe then you'll… — Damian Drue Copy Share Image
I'm going to try to jump over people, and I'm going to try to run all day. If my body lets me, I'll do… — Greg Oden Copy Share Image
I wonder if you have unprotected phone sex if you can get hearing aids? — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Women fake headaches to get out of having sex with their man, and men fake not being married to have sex with a woman. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I've been told by so many women that I'm a great listener. A majority of them, have big boobs. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Scientists have found that women share the same dna as prawns.. Their heads are full of shit but their pink bits taste amazing! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When someone is mad and asks you Do I look stupid? Don't answer them just stare curiously at them — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Passion is a strong emotional desire of love and hate to humans or objects — Green Monk Copy Share Image
You may love a girl very deeply... But u CANNOT express it more deeper than... 5, 6 or 7 inches... — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Note To Females: You cant blame the entire male genre just because you were attracted to some assholes. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you can't understand what someone has said even though they have repeated it four times — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
