Funny Quote by Green Monk Download Open image “Why did the butcher divorce his wife? He caught her eating his competitor's meat!” — Green Monk ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.2 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Marriage
The butcher backed up into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“(We had one guy who killed a woman and made meatloaf out of her.) And they interviewed the guy, George, and he was like, ‘Yeah, she was a pain in the ass and I beat her and, you know, I finally cracked her over the head and she died. I didn’t know what the hell to do with her. Well,… — Connie Fletcher Copy Share
On adultery: "Why fool around with hamburger when you have steak at home? — Paul Newman Copy Share Image
“If he killed her I’m going to beat him bloody and eat him piece by piece, slowly, with steak sauce.” — Karen Marie Moning Copy Share Image
“She didn’t like processed meat. He learned this fact when she screwed up her nose and uttered an “ugh” noise after he had offered… — Lauren Carr Copy Share Image
I venture to maintain that there are multitudes to whom the necessity of discharging the duties of a butcher would be so inexpressibly painful… — William Edward Hartpole Lecky Copy Share Image
“I think that anyone who eats meat should visit a slaughterhouse at least once in their life, just to see what goes on. It’s… — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
“The same meat, at the same time, from the same butcher. Who always says the same things, unless I say something different. I’ll admit,… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
To see the butcher slap the steak before he laid it on the block, and give his knife a sharpening, was to forget breakfast… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
“I can’t help it,” I said. “My soul knows my meat is doing bad things, and is embarrassed. But my meat just keeps right… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
I wonder if you have unprotected phone sex if you can get hearing aids? — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Women fake headaches to get out of having sex with their man, and men fake not being married to have sex with a woman. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I've been told by so many women that I'm a great listener. A majority of them, have big boobs. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Scientists have found that women share the same dna as prawns.. Their heads are full of shit but their pink bits taste amazing! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When someone is mad and asks you Do I look stupid? Don't answer them just stare curiously at them — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Passion is a strong emotional desire of love and hate to humans or objects — Green Monk Copy Share Image
You may love a girl very deeply... But u CANNOT express it more deeper than... 5, 6 or 7 inches... — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Note To Females: You cant blame the entire male genre just because you were attracted to some assholes. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you can't understand what someone has said even though they have repeated it four times — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
