Funny Quote by Green Monk Download Open image “Before smartphones life was terrible. I practically never stepped in dog shit.” — Green Monk ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.1 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Life
I still can't get used to a smartphone. There's something I really dislike about it, but for a new generation, life without smartphones never… — Gaspar Noe Copy Share Image
“If I wasn’t about to go on the run, I’d get one of those smartphones that people hunch over all day like shitting dogs.” — Victoria Scott Copy Share Image
We were in the last generation to grow up without a cell phone being a part of our lives at all, without tech things… — Matt Duffer Copy Share Image
I've been staring at my Smart Phone for so long, I'm pretty sure it just told me to get a fucking life. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The thing I longed for as a teenager is now an object of neglect and scorn. I've grown to hate my telephone. — Wendy Wasserstein Copy Share Image
When you first start photographing a show or being into photography, you might think it's cool to see people with their phones, like, 'It's… — GRiZ Copy Share Image
What more chilling indictment of the modern world is there than this: that the condition of the smartphone user is that of a dumb… — Will Self Copy Share Image
The first few days without a cellphone were difficult. I felt liberated from the static of Facebook and Twitter but feared that I had… — Mary Pilon Copy Share Image
My dad has never had a mobile phone or computer. And that was the way when I grew up, so I still take tech… — Freddie Fox Copy Share Image
I could live without my phone. And one thing I'd love to do is experience having the freedom that kids had back in the… — Millie Bobby Brown Copy Share Image
I wonder if you have unprotected phone sex if you can get hearing aids? — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Women fake headaches to get out of having sex with their man, and men fake not being married to have sex with a woman. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I've been told by so many women that I'm a great listener. A majority of them, have big boobs. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Scientists have found that women share the same dna as prawns.. Their heads are full of shit but their pink bits taste amazing! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When someone is mad and asks you Do I look stupid? Don't answer them just stare curiously at them — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Passion is a strong emotional desire of love and hate to humans or objects — Green Monk Copy Share Image
You may love a girl very deeply... But u CANNOT express it more deeper than... 5, 6 or 7 inches... — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Note To Females: You cant blame the entire male genre just because you were attracted to some assholes. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you can't understand what someone has said even though they have repeated it four times — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
