I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow older -- younger! — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
Happiness is defined as opening your refrigerator to find your mother-in-law's picture on the milk carton. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
People with pierced nipples have no excuse for losing their keys. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
I respect a woman's decision to undergo plastic surgery to go from being ugly to being ugly & disgusting. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
Spending a long time writing a really long message then accidentally pressing the back button. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
Many people dying from natural causes. Forget Aids and Cancer, we need a cure for natural causes. — Green Monk Death Copy Share Image
Every 6 seconds somewhere a woman is sexually unfulfilled. Every 5 seconds somewhere a man knows it too. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
When I was young I was afraid of dark, Now when I get my electricity bill I'm afraid of light. — Green Monk Fear Copy Share Image
Ladies, if you're ugly get a bunch of tattoos. They're hot and it'll distract guys from your fucked up face. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
I think it's time to clean out your Fridge when you open the door and something reaches out and hands you a… — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
Stop, look, listen Great advice not only for crossing the road, but also when you're mid-wink and suspect your wife is home. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
Even when it's not the best of days, you can always tell yourself, hey, at least I'm not the person who sank… — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
You know you deserve someone better when the one youve always fought for is also the one youve always cried for. — Green Monk Being hurt by someone you love Copy Share Image
LADIES: You should never beg for a guys commitment to you . If he wants you, he'll do whatever it takes to… — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
When you're given a second chance, it's because God thought it was funny when you screwed up the first time and He… — Green Monk First time Copy Share Image
Nostalgia is a dirty liar that insists things were better than they seemed — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
Tell your girlfriend how much you love her out of the blue one day. I bet she'll love it. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
The problem is that as much as I cant force you to love me, I cant force myself to stop loving you. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
The less make up you have on the more attractive you become. I don't make the rules. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
