Women are like commercials... nothing more than false advertisement — Green Monk Advertisement Copy Share Image
How to get Laid: Lay in bed. Wait two hours. Lay becomes past tense! — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
I wonder if you have unprotected phone sex if you can get hearing aids? — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
I act completely normal around my parents. But as soon as I'm with my friends, I'm like the energizer bunny, on crack... — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
Women fake headaches to get out of having sex with their man, and men fake not being married to have sex with… — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
I hate when films say 'MAY' contain nudity? Either it does or it doesn't. DON'T WASTE MY TIME — Green Monk Cinema Copy Share Image
Happiness Is Like Penis. It Always Looks Small But When You Learn To Share It, You Realize How Big It Can Be. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
What's the difference between a penás and a práck? A penás is fun, sexy and satisfying. A práck is the guy connected… — Green Monk Difference Copy Share Image
I'm living the dream! Unfortunately, its the one where I came to work with no pants on. — Green Monk Dream Copy Share Image
Blowjobs are the second best thing a woman can ever do with her mouth, the first best thing is shutting the fuck… — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
No, I did not want the receipt, but now that you've asked, I'm getting suspicious. So yes please I want it. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
I wish we could ctrl...alt...delete parts of life we don't particularly like. — Green Monk Delete Copy Share Image
A simple Good morning, beautiful text could make any girl smile for the whole day. — Green Monk Affection Copy Share Image
Appreciate Somebody When You With Them , Not When Their With Somebody NEW — Green Monk Appreciate Copy Share Image
People Spend Time For Earning Money & And Same Money Is Spent For Spending Time. — Green Monk Coin Copy Share Image
Running away from any problem only increases the distance from a solution. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
I don't know my friends addresses, but I know exactly where they live. — Green Monk Addresses Copy Share Image
A wise man among the ignorant is like a beautiful girl in the company of blind men. — Green Monk Blind Copy Share Image
If money is the root of all evil, I must be a saint because I never have any money — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
I will forgive, but I won't forget.. I hope you know, you've lost my respect. — Green Monk Forget Copy Share Image
Follow your dreams ...except that one where you're naked in Neighbor's room! — Green Monk Dream Copy Share Image
A REAL man can get closer to a girl's heart , without unbuttoning her shirt — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
My girlfriend isn't very punctual. She's been late on her period for 6 months now. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
I just faced the ultimate rejection. I was masturbating and my hand fell asleep. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
