Funny Quote by Green Monk Download Open image “I remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.” — Green Monk ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.9 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny
Its hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty. — George Burns Copy Share Image
It's hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty. — George Burns Copy Share Image
“I can remember when the air was clean and the sex was dirty." -George Burns” — George Burns Copy Share Image
Great sex is wonderful while it's happening, but who remembers great sex they had in 1983? — Bob Seger Copy Share Image
I still believe that sex is dirty. It's just that now I wouldn't have it any other way. — Lily Tomlin Copy Share Image
Sex was never as neat as the movies made it. Real sex was messy. Good sex was messier. — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
How did sex come to be thought of as dirty in the first place? God must have been a Republican. — Will Durst Copy Share Image
I think we made out [sexuality changing]. I think that's really great, and we didn't jump into intercourse. And there were no blow jobs. — Judy Blume Copy Share Image
I wonder if you have unprotected phone sex if you can get hearing aids? — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Women fake headaches to get out of having sex with their man, and men fake not being married to have sex with a woman. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I've been told by so many women that I'm a great listener. A majority of them, have big boobs. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Scientists have found that women share the same dna as prawns.. Their heads are full of shit but their pink bits taste amazing! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When someone is mad and asks you Do I look stupid? Don't answer them just stare curiously at them — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Passion is a strong emotional desire of love and hate to humans or objects — Green Monk Copy Share Image
You may love a girl very deeply... But u CANNOT express it more deeper than... 5, 6 or 7 inches... — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Note To Females: You cant blame the entire male genre just because you were attracted to some assholes. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you can't understand what someone has said even though they have repeated it four times — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image