Funny Quote by Green Monk Download Open image “When people ask you where you're from, just mumble Internet” — Green Monk ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.2 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Internet
People always ask where I'm from, but I prefer to show it, I like adding a tribal element. — Michele Lamy Copy Share Image
I'm always saying normal things, and people usually understand me, but they're like, 'Where are you from?!' — Morgan Wallen Copy Share Image
“I've never understood it. That is always the first thing someone asks: Where are you from. Not 'What do you like?' or 'What do… — Meljean Brook Copy Share Image
When people ask me where I'm from, I say I'm from the Sudan. But when they ask what my hometown is, I say London.… — Luol Deng Copy Share Image
Why does everybody want to know where ur from? Does it matter? No only thing tha matters is ur alive on earth, sometimes it… — Ugh Copy Share Image
When people ask me where I am from, with artificial simplicity, they don't understand how convoluted an answer it may sound. — Ashish Vidyarthi Copy Share Image
When I travel round the country, people can't place my accent; if there's someone in the audience, they'll be like, 'You're from Philadelphia', but… — Matthew Quick Copy Share Image
I do accents. Sometimes when I've had a few drinks, I speak in different accents all night long, and then at the end of… — Rebecca Mader Copy Share Image
I wonder if you have unprotected phone sex if you can get hearing aids? — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Women fake headaches to get out of having sex with their man, and men fake not being married to have sex with a woman. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I've been told by so many women that I'm a great listener. A majority of them, have big boobs. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Scientists have found that women share the same dna as prawns.. Their heads are full of shit but their pink bits taste amazing! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When someone is mad and asks you Do I look stupid? Don't answer them just stare curiously at them — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Passion is a strong emotional desire of love and hate to humans or objects — Green Monk Copy Share Image
You may love a girl very deeply... But u CANNOT express it more deeper than... 5, 6 or 7 inches... — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Note To Females: You cant blame the entire male genre just because you were attracted to some assholes. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you can't understand what someone has said even though they have repeated it four times — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
