Funny Quote by Green Monk Download Open image “A ponytail will make you look like a horse's ass.” — Green Monk ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.8 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny
A slick ponytail is a great way to add a modern, minimal look to your outfit. — Brad Goreski Copy Share Image
I always play with a very high ponytail so that my hair doesn't bother me. — Garbine Muguruza Copy Share Image
A ponytail or a chignon makes me feel very beautiful and sensual. I feel like I can be more myself that way - I… — Bianca Balti Copy Share Image
Any time I had my hair in a ponytail, it would give me a headache by the end of the day. — Emma Gonzalez Copy Share Image
Yeah, I love ponytails. I'm a wash-and-go girl. But, oh yeah, I like to whip it. — Britney Spears Copy Share Image
Okay - before I even had a baby, I would dream of the day I could make ponytails on my kid. I don't know… — Constance Marie Copy Share Image
I'mma wear this ass out like a uniform. So ride this dick like a horse, pony, unicorn. — Lil Wayne Copy Share Image
“I’ve been trying to figure something out. Why on earth would your ponytail stick straight out from your head?” — Cidney Swanson Copy Share Image
I feel the most confident when I'm comfortable in workout clothes with my hair up in a ponytail. — Alex Morgan Copy Share Image
I wonder if you have unprotected phone sex if you can get hearing aids? — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Women fake headaches to get out of having sex with their man, and men fake not being married to have sex with a woman. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I've been told by so many women that I'm a great listener. A majority of them, have big boobs. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Scientists have found that women share the same dna as prawns.. Their heads are full of shit but their pink bits taste amazing! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When someone is mad and asks you Do I look stupid? Don't answer them just stare curiously at them — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Passion is a strong emotional desire of love and hate to humans or objects — Green Monk Copy Share Image
You may love a girl very deeply... But u CANNOT express it more deeper than... 5, 6 or 7 inches... — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Note To Females: You cant blame the entire male genre just because you were attracted to some assholes. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you can't understand what someone has said even though they have repeated it four times — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
