Green Monk

A real man doesn't need a whole lot of women to make him feel like a king, only ONE! The ONE!

— Green Monk

Dogs are tough. I've been interrogating this one for hours and he still won't tell me who is a good boy.

— Green Monk

You are the source of all that exists around you; you are the creator of your own world.

— Green Monk

I just want to punch a wall as hard as I can. I hope I miss and it hits your face.

— Green Monk

Fact: The more rhinestones a girl has on her clothes, the easier it is for a guy to take them off.

— Green Monk

People Spend Time For Earning Money & And Same Money Is Spent For Spending Time.

— Green Monk

Life is nothing but whatever we do between the meals.

— Green Monk

I had a wet dream about you last night. I dreamt you got hit by a bus and pissed myself laughing...

— Green Monk

A real man ends a relationship before he starts searching for another one.

— Green Monk

A yelling mother is the original surround sound..

— Green Monk

The Dream of a Man and Tears of a girl Can do Anyting in this World

— Green Monk

What is the fastest thing in the world? Milk, because it's pasteurized before you see it!

— Green Monk

Dear Bitch, Beauty isn't makeup.

— Green Monk

When you are driving, watch for animals that are dead ahead.

— Green Monk

You can steal my tweets if you like, but I lick every single one before I tweet them.

— Green Monk

My girlfriend isn't very punctual. She's been late on her period for 6 months now.

— Green Monk

So... I was reading this Fascinating study. It shows that Men think about sex every tits seconds.

— Green Monk

I can tell any girl's future by just touching and feeling her butts... . . . This divine knowledge is known as Ass-trology.

— Green Monk

If you can't beat them, join them. It's much easier to beat them once they think you're on the same side.

— Green Monk

Less interactions, less distractions.

— Green Monk

I didn't know I would hate you this much. I gotta go out with you on vacation again.

— Green Monk

If someone's Cooler than you, does that mean you're Hotter than them?

— Green Monk

You must stop looking for a reason to call someone a fool...all you need is a mouth!

— Green Monk

I can save the world....easy breezy....but nobody is brave enough to put me in charge....

— Green Monk

Friends are like ôboobs. Some are big, some are small, some are REAL, & some are fake.

— Green Monk