Funny Quote by Green Monk Download Open image “Nah, we're cool! Just make sure you remind me how awesome I am 3 times a day.” — Green Monk ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.1 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny
Am I really cool? You're telling me I'm cool? Well, that's good to hear. — Paul Giamatti Copy Share Image
I'm totally cool. I'm totally calm, and I'm totally cool. My calm is exceeded only by my cool. Which is total. Here we go. — Joss Whedon Copy Share Image
I don't think I'm very cool as a person. I'm just better than anyone else at acting cool. — John Travolta Copy Share Image
You don't tell me what's cool! I am the epitome of cool! You don't dictate what's cool to me! I'm Canadian! — Chris Jericho Copy Share Image
We've got too many cool guys for me to try to be cool. We've got enough of that. I can just be boring and… — Kirk Cousins Copy Share Image
I wonder if you have unprotected phone sex if you can get hearing aids? — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Women fake headaches to get out of having sex with their man, and men fake not being married to have sex with a woman. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I've been told by so many women that I'm a great listener. A majority of them, have big boobs. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Scientists have found that women share the same dna as prawns.. Their heads are full of shit but their pink bits taste amazing! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When someone is mad and asks you Do I look stupid? Don't answer them just stare curiously at them — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Passion is a strong emotional desire of love and hate to humans or objects — Green Monk Copy Share Image
You may love a girl very deeply... But u CANNOT express it more deeper than... 5, 6 or 7 inches... — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Note To Females: You cant blame the entire male genre just because you were attracted to some assholes. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you can't understand what someone has said even though they have repeated it four times — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
