Funny Quote by Green Monk Download Open image “Screw the alarm system. I've seen Home Alone, I know what to do.” — Green Monk ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.1 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Home alone
I'm that person: I will literally do everything to not get out of bed, so I have alarms set for every 15 minutes. — Mirai Nagasu Copy Share Image
I bought 13 alarm clocks and set them to go off at 5AM and put them all over my girlfriend's room. She hates me! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I really hate the sound of the alarm it's like the most annoying thing in the morning — MNT SQUARED Copy Share Image
Do not give way to useless alarm; though it is right to be prepared for the worst, there is no occasion to look on… — Jane Austen Copy Share Image
I have the luxury of getting up quite late, so I hardly ever set an alarm clock. — Ben Schott Copy Share Image
I have 17 alarms that go off every day to remind me not to have mom brain. — Jen Lilley Copy Share Image
If you think its your alarm clock that wakes you every morning, try putting it next to a corpse and understand the Grace of… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wonder if you have unprotected phone sex if you can get hearing aids? — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Women fake headaches to get out of having sex with their man, and men fake not being married to have sex with a woman. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I've been told by so many women that I'm a great listener. A majority of them, have big boobs. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Scientists have found that women share the same dna as prawns.. Their heads are full of shit but their pink bits taste amazing! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When someone is mad and asks you Do I look stupid? Don't answer them just stare curiously at them — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Passion is a strong emotional desire of love and hate to humans or objects — Green Monk Copy Share Image
You may love a girl very deeply... But u CANNOT express it more deeper than... 5, 6 or 7 inches... — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Note To Females: You cant blame the entire male genre just because you were attracted to some assholes. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you can't understand what someone has said even though they have repeated it four times — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
