Funny Quote by Green Monk Download Open image “Fuck her like a pornstar, treat her like a princess..” — Green Monk ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.7 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Fuck Like Funny Like Pornstar Like Princess Pornstar Treat Princess
Treat her like a queen and she'll treat you like a king. Treat her like a game an she'll show you how it's played. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Boys.. If you want her to treat you like a King, first you have to treat her like a Queen. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
-Treat her like a queen or she will leave you for a better king... — Rafael Martinez Copy Share Image
She has no care for the world, from one guy to another for she can enjoy, what a fucking whore...that I adore — CJ Copy Share Image
Treat her exactly how she deserves to be treated or watch someone else do it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My girlfriend is a porn star. She is going to be so pissed off when she finds out. — Sickipedia Copy Share Image
Treat her exactly how she deserves to be treated or watch some else do it!! — Cookiieš Copy Share Image
Treat her like a dog, called the bitch Lassie. Young savvy, bang her like Cincinatti. — Tyga Copy Share Image
If you cant make your girl feel like a princess , you dont deserve to make her like your slut — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wonder if you have unprotected phone sex if you can get hearing aids? — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Women fake headaches to get out of having sex with their man, and men fake not being married to have sex with a woman. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I've been told by so many women that I'm a great listener. A majority of them, have big boobs. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Scientists have found that women share the same dna as prawns.. Their heads are full of shit but their pink bits taste amazing! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When someone is mad and asks you Do I look stupid? Don't answer them just stare curiously at them — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Passion is a strong emotional desire of love and hate to humans or objects — Green Monk Copy Share Image
You may love a girl very deeply... But u CANNOT express it more deeper than... 5, 6 or 7 inches... — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Note To Females: You cant blame the entire male genre just because you were attracted to some assholes. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you can't understand what someone has said even though they have repeated it four times — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
