Funny Quote by Green Monk Download Open image “I want a job cleaning mirrors. I can see myself doing that.” — Green Monk ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.7 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny
I spend so much time in front of mirrors as part of my job that I try to avoid them outside work. — Sam Heughan Copy Share Image
I'd be in the wrong job if I had to stand in front of the mirror and push myself to go to work every… — Thomas Muller Copy Share Image
I don't want to do something just for money or fame; I have to enjoy working on it! If I start to work for… — Marilou Copy Share Image
I want to look into a mirror that will love my own reflection harder than I hate myself. — Meggie Royer Copy Share Image
I want to be one of those people who can look at myself in the mirror and know I did everything I could to… — Carl Nassib Copy Share Image
I want to hold a mirror up to society and then win world record for biggest mirror. — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
“Come on now, we’re going to go build a mirror factory first and put out nothing but mirrors for the next year and take… — Ray Bradbury Copy Share Image
If anything, I would be breaking the mirrors, and you would be fixing them. — JasmineLaura Copy Share Image
I wonder if you have unprotected phone sex if you can get hearing aids? — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Women fake headaches to get out of having sex with their man, and men fake not being married to have sex with a woman. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I've been told by so many women that I'm a great listener. A majority of them, have big boobs. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Scientists have found that women share the same dna as prawns.. Their heads are full of shit but their pink bits taste amazing! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When someone is mad and asks you Do I look stupid? Don't answer them just stare curiously at them — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Passion is a strong emotional desire of love and hate to humans or objects — Green Monk Copy Share Image
You may love a girl very deeply... But u CANNOT express it more deeper than... 5, 6 or 7 inches... — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Note To Females: You cant blame the entire male genre just because you were attracted to some assholes. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you can't understand what someone has said even though they have repeated it four times — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
