Funny Quote by Green Monk Download Open image “I could lose so much weight if I just switched to red wine from eight beers.” — Green Monk ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.0 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Red wine Wine
[on having to lose weight] I thought I'll drink vodka instead of wine because it's less calories! — Sienna Miller Copy Share Image
I used to drink a lot of beer, but I was just getting fat as can be. Now that we've had a little success,… — Tom DeLonge Copy Share Image
I drink a lot of water and a lot of wine. I'm a wine drinker. Red wine, preferably. — Engelbert Humperdinck Copy Share Image
It seems that researchers at Colorado University say wine may help people lose weight. It's not the wine directly that causes the weight loss,… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
“Understand that while you are actively trying to lose weight, more than one alcoholic drink will shut down your capacity to lose weight that… — William Davis Copy Share Image
I love having wine with my meals. And if I splurge, I'm going to splurge big, because if I deny my cravings, it just… — Rachel Nichols Copy Share Image
I do love my wine. I'd opt to drink my calories rather than eat them every time, so I cut out the breads, potatoes,… — Rachel Nichols Copy Share Image
“Understand that while you are actively trying to lose weight, more than one alcoholic drink will shut down your capacity to lose weight that day. Ideally, you should not drink, or you should at least sharply curtail your consumption, while trying to lose weight. Then, once you have achieved your goal weight, loosening up to two drinks per day is… — William Davis Copy Share
I wonder if you have unprotected phone sex if you can get hearing aids? — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Women fake headaches to get out of having sex with their man, and men fake not being married to have sex with a woman. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I've been told by so many women that I'm a great listener. A majority of them, have big boobs. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Scientists have found that women share the same dna as prawns.. Their heads are full of shit but their pink bits taste amazing! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When someone is mad and asks you Do I look stupid? Don't answer them just stare curiously at them — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Passion is a strong emotional desire of love and hate to humans or objects — Green Monk Copy Share Image
You may love a girl very deeply... But u CANNOT express it more deeper than... 5, 6 or 7 inches... — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Note To Females: You cant blame the entire male genre just because you were attracted to some assholes. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you can't understand what someone has said even though they have repeated it four times — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
![“[on having to lose weight] I thought I'll drink vodka instead of wine because it's less calories!” quote by Sienna Miller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/539/sienna-miller-3874_calories_on-having-to-lose-weight-i-thought-i-ll_1629696.jpg)
