A wise man among the ignorant is like a beautiful girl in the company of blind men. — Green Monk Blind Copy Share Image
If money is the root of all evil, I must be a saint because I never have any money — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
I will forgive, but I won't forget.. I hope you know, you've lost my respect. — Green Monk Forget Copy Share Image
Follow your dreams ...except that one where you're naked in Neighbor's room! — Green Monk Dream Copy Share Image
No, I did not want the receipt, but now that you've asked, I'm getting suspicious. So yes please I want it. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
There are two greatest days in a guys life… The day he was BORN… and the day he discovered PORN... — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
Comic Sans walked into a bar. The bartender frowned and said, We don't serve your type here. — Green Monk Bartender Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you trip and you immediately start running, and act like that's what you wanted to do anyway. — Green Monk Awkward Copy Share Image
My Wife & me are either going to buy a dog or have a child. Actually we can't decide whether to ruin… — Green Monk Children Copy Share Image
I have just Kidnapped myself …..Give me One Million dollars or you will never see me again! — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
It takes about 35 years for a woman to reach their sexual peak. For a man it takes about 5 to 10 mins — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
“If a girl admits that she likes you, know that it took her every ounce of courage she has, don't take it… — Green Monk Courage Copy Share Image
A REAL man can get closer to a girl's heart , without unbuttoning her shirt — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
My girlfriend isn't very punctual. She's been late on her period for 6 months now. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
I just faced the ultimate rejection. I was masturbating and my hand fell asleep. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
Women, you may as well go for the younger man -- they never mature anyway! — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
To whoever stole my Microsoft Office: You're gonna pay. You have my Word! — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
If you don't like me, it's not my fault.. it just means you have no taste! — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
My life is just me looking forward to either tweeting or eating. — Green Monk Eating Copy Share Image
If you don't see it with your eyes, don't invent it with your mouth... — Green Monk Eyes Copy Share Image
A wise black man once told me... do you have any spare change you can give me? — Green Monk Change Copy Share Image
I met the girl of my dreams last night, then Something Inside My Pants woke up — Green Monk Dreams Copy Share Image
Lets play post office¦ Lick You, stick you, and send you on your way... — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
Nostalgia is a dirty liar that insists things were better than they seemed — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
Pay attention, I'm only going to show you this once! ~ suicide bomber teacher. — Green Monk Attention Copy Share Image
People with pierced nipples have no excuse for losing their keys. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
I want my tombstone to read YOU ARE HERE with a red arrow pointing down. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
