I'm a black belt in making phone calls as short as possible. — Green Monk Black belt Copy Share Image
Valentine's Day is only three weeks away. So remember, it's not too late to break-up. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
The first step in going somewhere is deciding you are not going to stay where you are. — Green Monk First step Copy Share Image
When I was a kid I always imagined myself waking up to & sleeping to a social networking website. Dreams do come true. — Green Monk Dreams Copy Share Image
This time of year is tough on many people. Help'em out by shouting SHUT UP as often as possible. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
Women make me happy. Once accepting that I will never be able to understand them makes me more happier. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
Ladies: guys wouldn't cheat if you did a little less nagging, and a little more gagging. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
Who says women cant think consistently? . . . . My wife thinks that she's just 20 for the past 15 years — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
This girl just got mad cause I said she had awesome boobs, how the hell was I supposed to know the dude… — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
The shortest scary story ever: The last man on Earth sat in a room. There was a knock at the door. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
My sincere apologies to those, I havent offended yet. Sorry you feel so left out, promise Ill get to you soon. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
Blowjobs are the only jobs that haven't been affected by this shitty economy. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
A blow-job is the only job in the world that can't be included in your resume despite years of experience and a… — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
When you walk through life with a dirty mind, the simplest things seem funny — Green Monk Dirty mind Copy Share Image
Researchers have discovered that people will believe anything that you tell them researchers have discovered... — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
I want to stop doing anything that's not worth telling my kids about. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
Real men know how to communicate. They know when to talk & when to listen. — Green Monk Communication Copy Share Image
An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
Marriages may be made in heaven, but the maintainance charges have to be paid on earth... — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
