Funny Quote by Green Monk Download Open image “To whoever stole my Microsoft Office: You're gonna pay. You have my Word!” — Green Monk ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.7 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Microsoft Office Office Gonna Pay Word Stole Stole Microsoft
Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office...I will find you. You have my Word. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
They've finally comes up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
“Sealing the Microsoft deal by phone with Gates: “Bill, thank you for your support of this company. I think the world’s a better place… — Walter Isaacson Copy Share Image
There's always been a belief that Microsoft would respond punitively if you did something they didn't like. You were afraid of Microsoft's reaction, ..… — Rob Enderle Copy Share Image
We don't spend our days thinking about Microsoft or trying to get revenge on Microsoft. That's a really negative and backward way, and that's… — Mitchell Baker Copy Share Image
I was worried Microsoft would take my music. But ultimately I talked to the lawyers and I still own it. — C418 Copy Share Image
Microsoft loves losing money with online services, so this should stay free forever... unless they get a new CEO who isn't crazy about pouring… — Marco Arment Copy Share Image
Take our 20 best people away, and I will tell you that Microsoft will become an unimportant company — Bill Gates Copy Share Image
I wonder if you have unprotected phone sex if you can get hearing aids? — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Women fake headaches to get out of having sex with their man, and men fake not being married to have sex with a woman. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I've been told by so many women that I'm a great listener. A majority of them, have big boobs. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Scientists have found that women share the same dna as prawns.. Their heads are full of shit but their pink bits taste amazing! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When someone is mad and asks you Do I look stupid? Don't answer them just stare curiously at them — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Passion is a strong emotional desire of love and hate to humans or objects — Green Monk Copy Share Image
You may love a girl very deeply... But u CANNOT express it more deeper than... 5, 6 or 7 inches... — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Note To Females: You cant blame the entire male genre just because you were attracted to some assholes. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you can't understand what someone has said even though they have repeated it four times — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
