Funny Quote by Green Monk Download Open image “I want my tombstone to read YOU ARE HERE with a red arrow pointing down.” — Green Monk ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.4 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny
When I die, I want my tombstone to read: All because I didn't forward that damn text to ten people — Robert Todd Copy Share Image
My tombstone? I'm thinking something along the lines of, 'Geez, he was just here a minute ago.' — George Carlin Copy Share Image
I like to think of my shining tombstone. It gives me, as you might say, something to live for. — Dorothy Parker Copy Share Image
“I never understood why when you died, you didn't just vanish, everything should just keep going on the way it was only you just… — Andy Warhol Copy Share Image
On a tombstone: Remember man, as you walk by, As you are now, so once was I. As I am now, so shall you… — Lois Copy Share Image
All's well that ends well; which is the epitaph I should put on my tombstone if I were the last man left alive. — Bertrand Russell Copy Share Image
I always thought I'd like my own tombstone to be blank. No epitaph, and no name. Well, actually, I'd like it to say 'figment.' — Andy Warhol Copy Share Image
If you're going to sit on someone's tombstone, you might as well know something about them, right? — Nicholas Sparks Copy Share Image
I wonder if you have unprotected phone sex if you can get hearing aids? — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Women fake headaches to get out of having sex with their man, and men fake not being married to have sex with a woman. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I've been told by so many women that I'm a great listener. A majority of them, have big boobs. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Scientists have found that women share the same dna as prawns.. Their heads are full of shit but their pink bits taste amazing! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When someone is mad and asks you Do I look stupid? Don't answer them just stare curiously at them — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Passion is a strong emotional desire of love and hate to humans or objects — Green Monk Copy Share Image
You may love a girl very deeply... But u CANNOT express it more deeper than... 5, 6 or 7 inches... — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Note To Females: You cant blame the entire male genre just because you were attracted to some assholes. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you can't understand what someone has said even though they have repeated it four times — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
