David Brenner

We cannot attain the presence of God. We're already totally in the presence of God. What's missing is awareness.

— David Brenner

I want my tombstone to read: If this is a joke, I don't get it.

— David Brenner

A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children.

— David Brenner

The truth is that God is to be found in all things - even and most especially in the painful, tragic and…

— David Brenner

Nothing is going to stop Mike Tyson that doesn't have a motor attached.

— David Brenner

Entrepreneurs with disabilities are overwhelmingly successful.

— David Brenner

You know you're getting old when kids start to dress like you used to and movies are made about your teen life.

— David Brenner

Digital brand integration is part of the evolution of product placement. It's simply another tool marketers use to get products integrated into…

— David Brenner

When Mrs. Clinton ran for office, she promised economic growth across New York state, to bring in more than 200,000 jobs, ...…

— David Brenner

It isn't how much time you spend somewhere that makes it memorable: it's how you spend the time.

— David Brenner

I don't like to watch golf on television because I can't stand people who whisper.

— David Brenner

We can place a product, virtually any size, in almost any location. It really depends on what the program and the video…

— David Brenner

We're careful not to saturate people.

— David Brenner

You could place one product in a first-run telecast, a second product what that program is rerun, and a third product when…

— David Brenner

What we want to do is raise the bare minimum amount that will give us a large enough microphone to effectively convey…

— David Brenner

We work very, very hard to find that fine line where location is meaningful enough to be interesting to an advertiser but…

— David Brenner

When I go to a bar, I don't go looking for a girl who knows the capital of Maine.

— David Brenner