Funny Quote by Green Monk Download Open image “My girlfriend isn't very punctual. She's been late on her period for 6 months now.” — Green Monk ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.1 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Isn Punctual Late Late Period Punctual Punctual Late
Now a days One of the great problem that people are facing is when SHE or HIS GIRLFRIEND's monthly period doesn't come yet and… — NO VOICE Copy Share Image
I'm getting pretty worried. My girlfriend hasn't gotten her period. And she's already 14. — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
She's late and she's nauseous and she doesn't think she is pregnant? Is she insane? — Khloe Kardashian Copy Share Image
Come Late And Your Girlfriend Will Say Youre Late. Cum Late And She Will Say Youre Great! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I am invariably late for appointments - sometimes as much as two hours. I've tried to change my ways but the things that make… — Marilyn Monroe Copy Share Image
I have a girlfriend who talks like that all the time. Who constantly complain about their periods and plumbing and stuff. — Carrie Fisher Copy Share Image
A woman must wait for her ovaries to die before she can get her rightful personality back. Post-menstrual is the same as pre-menstrual; I… — Florence King Copy Share Image
I wonder if you have unprotected phone sex if you can get hearing aids? — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Women fake headaches to get out of having sex with their man, and men fake not being married to have sex with a woman. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I've been told by so many women that I'm a great listener. A majority of them, have big boobs. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Scientists have found that women share the same dna as prawns.. Their heads are full of shit but their pink bits taste amazing! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When someone is mad and asks you Do I look stupid? Don't answer them just stare curiously at them — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Passion is a strong emotional desire of love and hate to humans or objects — Green Monk Copy Share Image
You may love a girl very deeply... But u CANNOT express it more deeper than... 5, 6 or 7 inches... — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Note To Females: You cant blame the entire male genre just because you were attracted to some assholes. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you can't understand what someone has said even though they have repeated it four times — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
