Girlfriend Quote by Anthony Jeselnik Download Open image “I'm getting pretty worried. My girlfriend hasn't gotten her period. And she's already 14.” — Anthony Jeselnik ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.2 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Girlfriend My girlfriend Periods Worried
I'm 17 and I still haven't gotten my period. My younger sister got hers already...Does it take longer because I'm a boy? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I had periods when I was out of work, and I still do - I just don't worry about them as much any more. — Shelley Conn Copy Share Image
My girlfriend isn't very punctual. She's been late on her period for 6 months now. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Instead of getting periods, girls should just get a text once a month from mother nature saying Youre not pregnant, have a nice day :) — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I tend to go through periods worrying, "Where am I going, I can't see a way out of this," and it becomes quite stressful.… — Bill Bailey Copy Share Image
Just because your your girlfriend period is on that doesn't give you an excuse to have sex with anyone else! — Keondre Keyy Copy Share Image
Don't be scared...Women can handle the worst kind of pain. You'll find out one day. — Gayle Forman Copy Share Image
I was so completely anxious before I had a child, but now my biggest worry is something happening to her, so anything other than… — Anna Friel Copy Share Image
I have that need in me, I want everyone to love me, but I'm embarrassed by that need, so I wanted to cover it… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
I want people to just be paying attention even if they're not necessarily laughing at something, or if it takes them a while to… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
Perhaps I'm being too optimistic, but I think this country is finally ready for a black serial killer. — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
Father's Day makes me wish I could talk to my Dad just one more time, instead of all the time. — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
About a year after I moved to Los Angeles, I decided I wanted to be a joke writer for a late night talk show.… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
When I was little, I would burn ants with a magnifying glass. But now that I'm older, I'm more of a cat guy. — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
I'm fascinated by offensive subject matter. Always have been. It is very natural to me, as any teach I've ever had growing up could… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
I actually never acted on "Deadwood." I have meetings all the time where people look at my IMDb page and see that I played… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
I was a weird kid because I liked to be alone, but I craved attention. It was important for me to be cool, but… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
I know her in the biblical senseand when I say that, I mean I don't believe a word she says. — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
Make sure he doesn't have a girlfriend or you'd be wasting time and efforts on something useless. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me mum used to always have the radio on - even now she has it on in every room. Me girlfriend sort of blames… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
At least I'm not a celebrity and if I was, the whole world would have known that I broke up with my girlfriend last… — Simphiwe Scientist Dumi Copy Share Image
While youre on the other line Ill keep thinking about, Ways that I can make you mine. — Emanuel Sebastiao Copy Share Image
My girlfriend said: 'If you loved me you wouldn't drink so much', I said: 'If I didn't drink so much I probably wouldn't love… — Gary Mule Deer Copy Share Image
A REAL girlfriend gon love you while you're broke. a HOE gon love you until you're broke. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I broke up with my first girlfriend because I was out of love. I was crushing so hard on her for a whole year,… — Christine and the Queens Copy Share Image
My girlfriend and I went to a dinner party the other night and we ended up playing charades. There was another couple there that… — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
You can't trust girls. When I get a girlfriend I am not going to tell her where I live or work. — David Thorne Copy Share Image
All right. I will be a man about this…I’m so sorry Bets. I should have hidden the keys. Booted your tires. Something. I had… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
“You may have the girlfriend title, but we both know who your heart truly belongs to.” — Cutiplier Copy Share Image