Comedy Quote by Jim Gaffigan Download Open image “My wife's gotten really lazy, or as she calls it, 'pregnant.'” — Jim Gaffigan ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.3 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Calls Pregnant Comedy Funny Humor Lazy Marriage My wife Pregnant Really Lazy Wife Wife Gotten
“However, during our marriage there have been periods when she has become rather lazy. Jeannie describes these periods as “pregnancy.” My view has always… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
I defy any woman who is pregnant and trying to concentrate really hard not to feel distracted. — Jill Scott Copy Share Image
I tell my wife that she doesn't need a baby since she has me to look after. — Zayed Khan Copy Share Image
Being pregnant is a very boring six months. I am not particularly maternal. It's an occupational hazard of being a wife. — Anne, Princess Royal Copy Share Image
Pregnancy used to be a beautiful thing...Now it's just like... 'Oh wow, she's pregnant too?' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“you can’t complain around a pregnant woman. I know that because I’ve lived with one for eight years. Every one of the man’s problems… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
My wife is a very lazy and unambitious person. It is almost aspirational how she can spend the whole day without doing anything. On… — Aditya Narayan Copy Share Image
A lot of women use pregnancy as an excuse to let their bodies go, and that’s the worst thing, — Tracy Anderson Copy Share Image
In the pregnancy process I have come to realize how much of the burden is on the female partner. She's got a construction zone… — Al Roker Copy Share Image
Stand-up comedy in the end, unlike the rest of the entertainment industry, is a meritocracy. There's a certain level of undeniability you can work… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
I think growing up in Indiana prepares anyone for a life in comedy. I do feel like there is a certain kind of self-effacing… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
Besides hot pockets keeps introducing new products every 10 minutes so I always have new stuff on the topic. — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
“The song goes, “Morning has broken,” and I’m pretty sure my children broke it. Like everything else they break, if they did break it,… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
I am single, I don't drink. It's kind of hard to get a woman buzzed when you don't drink. You'll be like, "Yeah, I'll… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
Babies and toddlers are mostly what I've been exposed to at this point. I'm hoping parenting just gets much easier after this. It does,… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
Isn't it strange -- when you're single, all you see is couples, and when you're part of a couple, all you see are hookers. — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
I usually don't have a burger, a brat, and a steak but it is 4th of July. And I need the energy if I'm… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
“If you complain about how you spend your Saturdays taking your kid to birthday parties, that means you are taking your kid to birthday… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
I believe that comedians do what they do, and then they get credit or criticism for doing it. There's nothing planned about this. — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
I wouldn't want people to laugh at me. That's why I have to give all that I can, and at least produce something that… — Zhao Wei Copy Share Image
“Our world will not die as a result of the bomb, as the papers say, it will die of laughter, of banality, of making a joke… — Carlos Ruiz Zafon Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
That's something a lot of folks don't know about me - I'm pretty darn funny. — Michael Jai White Copy Share Image
I have that need in me, I want everyone to love me, but I'm embarrassed by that need, so I wanted to cover it… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
There's a difference between delivering real funny and just silly funny. — Lil Rel Howery Copy Share Image
Oh to that corkscrew, the useful tool to unlock the treasure of wit, the treasury of laughter, the front door of fellowship, and the… — Andrew Guzaldo Copy Share Image
