Funny Quote by Green Monk Download Open image “I just faced the ultimate rejection. I was masturbating and my hand fell asleep.” — Green Monk ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.2 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Heartbreak
Actually, I was a little rejected at first. I kind of got slapped down. — Britney Spears Copy Share Image
All the best things that happened to me happened after I was rejected. I knew the power of getting past no. — Barbara Corcoran Copy Share Image
I've got a very tough skin because I've been doing this for a long time. Rejection is simply part of it. — Perdita Weeks Copy Share Image
The feeling of rejection makes you stronger, Atleast you don't end getting fucked up again. — Daniyal Butt Copy Share Image
In my early career I was like a goldfish. Rejection didn't affect me; I'd just forget how bad it was and keep going back… — Emily Watson Copy Share Image
These rejections hurt me terribly because I felt it was my life that was being rejected. — Edmund White Copy Share Image
Through my illness I learned rejection. I was written off. That was the moment I thought, Okay, game on. No prisoners. Everybody's going down. — Lance Armstrong Copy Share Image
I take rejection as someone blowing a bugle in my ear to wake me up and get going, rather than retreat. — Sylvester Stallone Copy Share Image
Refuse to let the fear of rejection hold you back. Remember, rejection is never personal. — Brian Tracy Copy Share Image
I wonder if you have unprotected phone sex if you can get hearing aids? — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Women fake headaches to get out of having sex with their man, and men fake not being married to have sex with a woman. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I've been told by so many women that I'm a great listener. A majority of them, have big boobs. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Scientists have found that women share the same dna as prawns.. Their heads are full of shit but their pink bits taste amazing! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When someone is mad and asks you Do I look stupid? Don't answer them just stare curiously at them — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Passion is a strong emotional desire of love and hate to humans or objects — Green Monk Copy Share Image
You may love a girl very deeply... But u CANNOT express it more deeper than... 5, 6 or 7 inches... — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Note To Females: You cant blame the entire male genre just because you were attracted to some assholes. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you can't understand what someone has said even though they have repeated it four times — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
