Age Quote by Green Monk Download Open image “Lying about my age is easier now that I sometimes forget what it is.” — Green Monk ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.3 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Age Funny Lying
I started lying about my age when I was 18 to be older. When I turned 21, I started lying that I was 18.… — Rosie Perez Copy Share Image
I deliberately state my age because it keeps me honest. I think lying is a bad idea. Sooner or later, someone's going to catch… — Rita Moreno Copy Share Image
After a while, you have no idea how old you are because you've lied so many times. — Sandra Bullock Copy Share Image
I used to lie about my age at first because you always want to be 18, but then you start looking at it and… — DJ Premier Copy Share Image
Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My mother is going to have to stop lying about her age because pretty soon I'm going to be older than she is. — R. Tripp Evans Copy Share Image
I lied about my age... I am actually 101 years old ... Now we both know that not true, so does it not matter.… — Michael Country Copy Share Image
So people think I'm lying about my age all the time? It's the records that are wrong. I've never told anyone how old I… — Calista Flockhart Copy Share Image
I wonder if you have unprotected phone sex if you can get hearing aids? — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Women fake headaches to get out of having sex with their man, and men fake not being married to have sex with a woman. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I've been told by so many women that I'm a great listener. A majority of them, have big boobs. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Scientists have found that women share the same dna as prawns.. Their heads are full of shit but their pink bits taste amazing! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When someone is mad and asks you Do I look stupid? Don't answer them just stare curiously at them — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Passion is a strong emotional desire of love and hate to humans or objects — Green Monk Copy Share Image
You may love a girl very deeply... But u CANNOT express it more deeper than... 5, 6 or 7 inches... — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Note To Females: You cant blame the entire male genre just because you were attracted to some assholes. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you can't understand what someone has said even though they have repeated it four times — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I need a bath." He chuckled. "You smell of smoke, as do I." The duke turned, leaning heavily on his cane. "Jameson, open the… — Karen Hawkins Copy Share Image
It's easier to change a law than an age-old mentality. Deep down, many prejudices, many hostilities, many fears persist. But if we take a… — Dacia Maraini Copy Share Image
When I first started writing, when I was 15, I would go to work with people and they would tell me my lyrics were… — Sabrina Claudio Copy Share Image
Real people speak in my books about the main events of the age, such as the war, the Chernobyl disaster, and the downfall of… — Svetlana Alexievich Copy Share Image
As a child I was very involved with sports and I knew at age 9 that I wanted to be an Olympic champion. — Marion Jones Copy Share Image
If there is any period one would desire to be born in, is it not the age of Revolution; when the old and the… — Ralph Waldo Emerson Copy Share Image
By making conscious choices in our behavior and where we focus our attention, we can transform our experience of our body, decrease our biological… — Deepak Chopra Copy Share Image
I am just enjoying the dream of being Milan coach at the age of 40. — Gennaro Gattuso Copy Share Image
Age is an accumulation of life and loss. Adulthood is a series of lines crossed. — Ellen Goodman Copy Share Image
I calculated that if I live up to the age of 80, then I end up using 450 toothbrushes in my life. All that… — Dia Mirza Copy Share Image
Why is wisdom so fair? Why is beauty so wise? Because all else is temporary, while beauty and wisdom are the only real and… — Vera Nazarian Copy Share Image
