Funny Quote by Green Monk Download Open image “I wish we could ctrl...alt...delete parts of life we don't particularly like.” — Green Monk ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.6 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Life
I wish I had a delete button in my life. To delete some people, some memories, and some feelings. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wish I had a delete button in my life to delete some memories and feelings. — Frank Ocean Copy Share Image
Sometimes if I could delete my life I would, but then I think to myself I'll just press restart. — Justin Lee Riner Copy Share Image
I wish I had a delete buttom in my life,To delete some people,some memories, and some feelings :( :(... — Nix Copy Share Image
Life is just like a garbage dumb we have to remove it and make our life happy. — Hemant Kshatriya Copy Share Image
If you want a shortcut in life, just drag yourself or suicide; cuz In computer shortcut is created without any files on it, Like… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The best way to navigate through life is to give up all of our controls. — Gerald Jampolsky Copy Share Image
How I wish, my life has a rewind button, so that I could choose to rewind my life without you. — Bloodyheart Copy Share Image
I deliberately keep myself apart from a lot of stuff; I don't Tweet, I don't do Facebook, I don't blog, and that's largely because… — Iain Banks Copy Share Image
I wish we could edit our lives, be more selective with whom we spend time and what we spend our money on. To appreciate… — Hussein Chalayan Copy Share Image
I wonder if you have unprotected phone sex if you can get hearing aids? — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Women fake headaches to get out of having sex with their man, and men fake not being married to have sex with a woman. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I've been told by so many women that I'm a great listener. A majority of them, have big boobs. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Scientists have found that women share the same dna as prawns.. Their heads are full of shit but their pink bits taste amazing! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When someone is mad and asks you Do I look stupid? Don't answer them just stare curiously at them — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Passion is a strong emotional desire of love and hate to humans or objects — Green Monk Copy Share Image
You may love a girl very deeply... But u CANNOT express it more deeper than... 5, 6 or 7 inches... — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Note To Females: You cant blame the entire male genre just because you were attracted to some assholes. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you can't understand what someone has said even though they have repeated it four times — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
