Funny Quote by Green Monk Download Open image “How to get Laid: Lay in bed. Wait two hours. Lay becomes past tense!” — Green Monk ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.6 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny
As I get older, the idea of wasting time is becoming more and more abhorrent to me and I can't stand the idea of… — Chris Tarrant Copy Share Image
The best thing about lying in bed late is that you learn to distinguish between first things and trivia, for whatever presses on you… — Max Lerner Copy Share Image
“Just before bed, your mind is very receptive, so no matter what went wrong that day, find something that went right, open to it,… — Rick Hanson Copy Share Image
Sleep in this bed that we made for ourselves. You're trapped in your past like it's six feet under. — Bring Me The Horizsleep In Thon Copy Share Image
My bed is a time machine. I lay down for 5 minutes and the next thing I know, its 5 hours later... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wonder if you have unprotected phone sex if you can get hearing aids? — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Women fake headaches to get out of having sex with their man, and men fake not being married to have sex with a woman. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I've been told by so many women that I'm a great listener. A majority of them, have big boobs. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Scientists have found that women share the same dna as prawns.. Their heads are full of shit but their pink bits taste amazing! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When someone is mad and asks you Do I look stupid? Don't answer them just stare curiously at them — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Passion is a strong emotional desire of love and hate to humans or objects — Green Monk Copy Share Image
You may love a girl very deeply... But u CANNOT express it more deeper than... 5, 6 or 7 inches... — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Note To Females: You cant blame the entire male genre just because you were attracted to some assholes. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you can't understand what someone has said even though they have repeated it four times — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
