Funny Quote by Green Monk Download Open image “Alcohol warning: Too much might lead to pregnancies.....” — Green Monk ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.9 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny
You find that you have lot of time on your hands when you suddenly are not drinking because you are pregnant. — Chelsea Cain Copy Share Image
Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink, I think female alcoholics should be told not to fuck. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“Getting a little sober is as unrealistic as being a little bit pregnant” — Paul Campbell Copy Share Image
The thought that you ought not to drink while pregnant came much, much later. In fact, I had my first child in 1982, and… — Diana Gabaldon Copy Share Image
“Booze and Your Boys Hoping to toast some big baby news soon? You might want to consider swapping your accustomed toasting beverage before that… — Heidi Murkoff Copy Share Image
“I have a question. Is it okay to drink while you're pregnant...if you're planning on giving the baby up for adoption?” — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
I have a question. Do you guys think it's OK to drink while you're pregnant if you're planning on giving the baby up for… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
I think the warning labels on alcoholic beverages are too bland. They should be more vivid. Here are a few I would suggest: "Alcohol… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
There's only so much planning you can do when it comes to pregnancies, y'know. — Floor Jansen Copy Share Image
A lot of women use pregnancy as an excuse to let their bodies go, and that’s the worst thing, — Tracy Anderson Copy Share Image
I think, at a certain point, it's better for women not to have any alcohol because it can make your face, breasts and midsection… — Sharon Stone Copy Share Image
I wonder if you have unprotected phone sex if you can get hearing aids? — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Women fake headaches to get out of having sex with their man, and men fake not being married to have sex with a woman. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I've been told by so many women that I'm a great listener. A majority of them, have big boobs. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Scientists have found that women share the same dna as prawns.. Their heads are full of shit but their pink bits taste amazing! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When someone is mad and asks you Do I look stupid? Don't answer them just stare curiously at them — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Passion is a strong emotional desire of love and hate to humans or objects — Green Monk Copy Share Image
You may love a girl very deeply... But u CANNOT express it more deeper than... 5, 6 or 7 inches... — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Note To Females: You cant blame the entire male genre just because you were attracted to some assholes. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you can't understand what someone has said even though they have repeated it four times — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
