Funny Quote by Green Monk Download Open image “Everything was going well for them... and BAM! they got married..” — Green Monk ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.8 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny
I was very happy in both my marriages. I was unfaithful and so were they, just like any other normal couple. — Paulo Coelho Copy Share Image
They wrapped her up like a baby burrito to show to Mom. Here were a mother and her daughter and I love them both… — Al Roker Copy Share Image
They run away to another country cos they thought things would be better for them up there in the month of December they got… — Lucky Dube Copy Share Image
The shenanigans of the kids, on and off the screen, they all fell in love with each other. — Mary Ellen Trainor Copy Share Image
They were so much alike and they become best friends. It was a wonderful relationship. They respected each other, and they never put each… — Miguel Angel Ruiz Copy Share Image
I wonder if you have unprotected phone sex if you can get hearing aids? — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Women fake headaches to get out of having sex with their man, and men fake not being married to have sex with a woman. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I've been told by so many women that I'm a great listener. A majority of them, have big boobs. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Scientists have found that women share the same dna as prawns.. Their heads are full of shit but their pink bits taste amazing! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When someone is mad and asks you Do I look stupid? Don't answer them just stare curiously at them — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Passion is a strong emotional desire of love and hate to humans or objects — Green Monk Copy Share Image
You may love a girl very deeply... But u CANNOT express it more deeper than... 5, 6 or 7 inches... — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Note To Females: You cant blame the entire male genre just because you were attracted to some assholes. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you can't understand what someone has said even though they have repeated it four times — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
