Funny Quote by Green Monk Download Open image “Just bought a pair of boots that are so comfortable when you're kicking someone in the face.” — Green Monk ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.9 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny
I bought a pair of Carpe Diem boots, which were completely unnecessary and hideously expensive, but they make me feel quite fine and dandy. — Sean Pertwee Copy Share Image
I like to wear the same kind of boots that I've worn in training going up to the game so that I've got a… — Fran Kirby Copy Share Image
I always have a pair of heels and flats for my back-to-back hours of live shots. I'm happiest and most comfortable wearing my boots. — Kristen Welker Copy Share Image
I've always liked boots. I always think it's better to wear a boot, not a shoe. — Justin Theroux Copy Share Image
They've been stepping on my toes for years. It's just a reason to get new boots. — Steven Tyler Copy Share Image
I've had loads of kicks over the years, and I'm not really too fussed about them. I get kicked, and I don't like to… — Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain Copy Share Image
Whether it's something with a chunkier heel or a moto style, you need a great pair of boots. — Brad Goreski Copy Share Image
These boots are like many people I know because they are worn, have been through a lot of shit, they also are always there… — Justice Fitzgerald Copy Share Image
These boots were made for walking, that's just what they'll do. One of these days these boots are going to walk all over you. — Nancy Sinatra Copy Share Image
I wonder if you have unprotected phone sex if you can get hearing aids? — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Women fake headaches to get out of having sex with their man, and men fake not being married to have sex with a woman. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I've been told by so many women that I'm a great listener. A majority of them, have big boobs. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Scientists have found that women share the same dna as prawns.. Their heads are full of shit but their pink bits taste amazing! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When someone is mad and asks you Do I look stupid? Don't answer them just stare curiously at them — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Passion is a strong emotional desire of love and hate to humans or objects — Green Monk Copy Share Image
You may love a girl very deeply... But u CANNOT express it more deeper than... 5, 6 or 7 inches... — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Note To Females: You cant blame the entire male genre just because you were attracted to some assholes. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you can't understand what someone has said even though they have repeated it four times — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image