Children Quote by Green Monk Download Open image “In order to raise a child, you must first raise a penis.” — Green Monk ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.1 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Children Funny
There isn't one way to raise a kid. Everyone does things differently. That's one thing my dad taught me. You have to go through… — Ryan Zimmerman Copy Share Image
Be a father, if not, why bother, son? A boy can make 'em, but a man can raise one. If you did it, admit… — Ed O.G Copy Share Image
The top tip for parenting, especially for newly married couples or people trying to have a baby: you should want to have a child. — Reham Khan Copy Share Image
“It doesn't take a man to have a child, it takes a man to raise a child.” — GonzoBilly Copy Share Image
“It takes a male to make a baby, but it takes a man to raise a child” — Tony Kay, Motivational speaker Copy Share Image
You become a parent when you have a baby, no matter how you get there. — Karen Duffy Copy Share Image
You cant raise your child probably if you dont sometimes raise your voice. — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
What makes you a man is not the ability to make a child, it's the courage to raise one. — Barack Obama Copy Share Image
I wonder if you have unprotected phone sex if you can get hearing aids? — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Women fake headaches to get out of having sex with their man, and men fake not being married to have sex with a woman. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I've been told by so many women that I'm a great listener. A majority of them, have big boobs. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Scientists have found that women share the same dna as prawns.. Their heads are full of shit but their pink bits taste amazing! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When someone is mad and asks you Do I look stupid? Don't answer them just stare curiously at them — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Passion is a strong emotional desire of love and hate to humans or objects — Green Monk Copy Share Image
You may love a girl very deeply... But u CANNOT express it more deeper than... 5, 6 or 7 inches... — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Note To Females: You cant blame the entire male genre just because you were attracted to some assholes. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you can't understand what someone has said even though they have repeated it four times — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I am certain that children always know more than they are able to tell, and that makes the big difference between them and adults,… — Jacques Lusseyran Copy Share Image
I believe in freedom to do what you want if you aren't hurting others, but pictures of obese protesters giving their children big gulps. — Philip DeFranco Copy Share Image
If the audience likes your work, if they like you, they don't think whether you are married or have children or not. I made… — Dimple Kapadia Copy Share Image
It doesnt seem to me strange that children should like the macabre, the sensational, and the forbidden. — Anthony Hecht Copy Share Image
Gratitude isn't just a feeling, it's an action. Expressing gratitude by writing in a journal, taking a photo, or shooting a video creates a… — Janice Kaplan Copy Share Image
My embarrassing confession is that my father is a 'Camelot: The Musical' obsessive. So as a child, when we were going to visit relatives… — Chris Chibnall Copy Share Image
I have many who keep me going, I am very fortunate in this sense. There is nothing like a child who knows more about… — Floyd Cooper Copy Share Image
My school was one of the most beautiful places a child can grow up in. You are surrounded by nature - cats, dogs, birds… — Amala Akkineni Copy Share Image
A lesser complaint: hair extensions. There are moments on 'All My Children' when half the women actors, young and old, seem to be afflicted… — Camille Paglia Copy Share Image
As a child, I had a lot of older gay men taking care of me. There's a trust there. I feel like little girls… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
