Funny Quote by Green Monk

The question arises whether all lawyers are the same. This is like asking whether everything that gets into a sewer is garbage.

— Florynce Kennedy

There are three sorts of lawyers - able, unable and lamentable.

— Robert Smith Surtees

There may be said to be three sorts of lawyers, able, unable, and lamentable.

— Robert Smith

This might seem impossible to believe, but some lawyers actually like lawyering.

— Charles Soule

I think lawyers have a fidelity to the system itself that's always got to be with them, and indeed, most of the defense lawyers…

— Scott Turow

Lawyers with a weakness for seeing the merits of the other side end up being employed by neither.

— Richard Barnet

“You know how Burger King often employs mentally handicapped people to wipe down tables at their restaurants? What those people are to Burger King,…

— Michael Ian Black

As for lawyers, it's more fun to play one than to be one.

— Sam Waterston

Lawyers are like spiders, they've eat up all the flies, and I guess they'll have to eat each other soon.

— Thomas Chandler Haliburton

Lawyers advocate more so than state their own positions.

— Arlen Specter

“Two lawyers who have never met can nevertheless combine efforts to defend a complete stranger because they both believe in the existence of laws,…

— Yuval Noah Harari

I think you don't know if a lawyer's a lawyer until there's something to overcome in the courtroom. Something goes wrong.

— Teddy Atlas