Funny Quote by Green Monk Download Open image “The heaviest burden of life is… . . . . . . . . . An Empty Pocket” — Green Monk ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.7 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Life
“The heaviest of burdens crushes us, we sink beneath it, it pins us to the ground. But in the love poetry of every age, the woman longs to be weighed down by the man's body. The heaviest if burdens is therefore simultaneously an image of life's most intense fulfillment. The heavier the burden, the closer our lives come to the… — Milan Kundera Copy Share
The heaviest burden that one has to bear in this life is the burden of sin. — Harold B. Lee Copy Share Image
“Money and time are the heaviest burdens of life . . . the unhappiest of all mortals are those who have more of either… — Samuel Johnson Copy Share Image
“Life is less a burden without an absolute quest for material possessions” — Ernest Agyemang Yeboah Copy Share Image
“Your burden of life becomes much heavier when there is no one around you to appreciate how heavy the burden you carry!” — Mehmet Murat ildan Copy Share Image
Everyone has a burden, everyone has some baggage they're carrying. — Richard McGuire Copy Share Image
Life ... is only heavy and none else; there is only the one trip, all heavy. Heavy that leads to the grave. For everyone… — Philip K. Dick Copy Share Image
I wonder if you have unprotected phone sex if you can get hearing aids? — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Women fake headaches to get out of having sex with their man, and men fake not being married to have sex with a woman. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I've been told by so many women that I'm a great listener. A majority of them, have big boobs. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Scientists have found that women share the same dna as prawns.. Their heads are full of shit but their pink bits taste amazing! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When someone is mad and asks you Do I look stupid? Don't answer them just stare curiously at them — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Passion is a strong emotional desire of love and hate to humans or objects — Green Monk Copy Share Image
You may love a girl very deeply... But u CANNOT express it more deeper than... 5, 6 or 7 inches... — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Note To Females: You cant blame the entire male genre just because you were attracted to some assholes. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you can't understand what someone has said even though they have repeated it four times — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
