Funny Quote by Green Monk Download Open image “People who leave voicemails are the worst fucking scumbags on earth.” — Green Monk ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.9 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Nature People Who Leave
“I admire these phone hackers. I think they have a lot of patience. I can't even be bothered to check my OWN voicemails.” — Andrew Lawrence Copy Share Image
“Voicemail is seriously underrated as a communication medium. It’s one-way communication instead of two-way. As such, the caller leaving the message gets to the… — Graham Allcott Copy Share Image
This was before voice mail, recorded phone messages you can't escape. Life was easier then. You just didn't pick up the phone. — Joyce Carol Oates Copy Share Image
To me, emails are a little bit frustrating. I think that the telephone is much preferred because you get the sound of the voice… — T. Boone Pickens Copy Share Image
“Why do extroverts have voicemail? To never miss a call. Why do introverts have voicemail? To never answer the phone.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Checking voicemail is like, "When's the other shoe going to drop?" I'm always afraid it's going to be terrible news I don't want to… — Annie E. Clark Copy Share Image
If you are going to leave message, you have to be able to give enough value or reason to get your voice mail returned. — Jeffrey Gitomer Copy Share Image
The worst thing about e-mail is that you can’t interrupt the other person. You have to read the whole thing and then e-mail them… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
I don't even have voice mail, and people get all out of shape about that. But, you know what, I don't want to transcribe… — Anita Baker Copy Share Image
I don't like telephones: I don't like when they ring. Just because it rings, you have to pick it up. I don't even like… — Douglas Coupland Copy Share Image
The worst and the best that the internet ever did was give everybody a voice. — Simon Pegg Copy Share Image
I wonder if you have unprotected phone sex if you can get hearing aids? — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Women fake headaches to get out of having sex with their man, and men fake not being married to have sex with a woman. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I've been told by so many women that I'm a great listener. A majority of them, have big boobs. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Scientists have found that women share the same dna as prawns.. Their heads are full of shit but their pink bits taste amazing! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When someone is mad and asks you Do I look stupid? Don't answer them just stare curiously at them — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Passion is a strong emotional desire of love and hate to humans or objects — Green Monk Copy Share Image
You may love a girl very deeply... But u CANNOT express it more deeper than... 5, 6 or 7 inches... — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Note To Females: You cant blame the entire male genre just because you were attracted to some assholes. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you can't understand what someone has said even though they have repeated it four times — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
