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Assumption Quote by George Carlin

“The worst thing about e-mail is that you can’t interrupt the other person. You have to read the whole thing and then e-mail them back, pointing out all their mistakes and faulty assumptions. It’s frustrating and it’s time-consuming. God bless phone calls.” quote by George Carlin
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“The worst thing about e-mail is that you can’t interrupt the other person. You have to read the whole thing and then e-mail them back, pointing out all their mistakes and faulty assumptions. It’s frustrating and it’s time-consuming. God bless phone calls.”

George Carlin

About This Quote

Source Stand‑up Comedy Routine, “You Are All Diseased”, 1999

Email’s asynchronous nature forces full reading before response, making correction tedious; phone calls are more efficient.

In simple terms: Email is slow and cumbersome; calls are quicker.

Key Takeaway

Prefer direct conversation for quick feedback.

Themes

communication technology efficiency

Mood

frustrated humorous

Type

comedic observational

When to use this quote

  • workplace
  • customer service
  • personal disputes
  • remote collaboration

Key Concepts

digital etiquette time management

Questions to Reflect On

  • When is email preferable to a call?
  • How can we improve digital communication?
A Different Perspective

Phone calls may be intrusive or unavailable.

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