Funny Quote by Green Monk Download Open image “I wake up when I cant hold my pee in any longer.” — Green Monk ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.7 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny
That moment when you really have to pee but your to darn lazy to get up to use the bathroom. — Raea Copy Share Image
You know you had a wild night when you wake up to find your bed peed in and you didn't do it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I am afraid to piss in the morning 'cause I don't want to waste any of my excellence — Miguel Torres Copy Share Image
Lying in bed in the middle of the night deciding whether its worth it to get up and pee or if you can hold… — Punkinhead Abhishek Copy Share Image
Nothing feels better than walking back into your warm bed after a morning pee. — Crap Copy Share Image
Lying in bed in the middle of the night trying to decide if its worth it to get up and pee or if you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Ur 90% of the reason I get up in the morning. the other 10% is the need to pee — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wonder if you have unprotected phone sex if you can get hearing aids? — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Women fake headaches to get out of having sex with their man, and men fake not being married to have sex with a woman. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I've been told by so many women that I'm a great listener. A majority of them, have big boobs. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Scientists have found that women share the same dna as prawns.. Their heads are full of shit but their pink bits taste amazing! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When someone is mad and asks you Do I look stupid? Don't answer them just stare curiously at them — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Passion is a strong emotional desire of love and hate to humans or objects — Green Monk Copy Share Image
You may love a girl very deeply... But u CANNOT express it more deeper than... 5, 6 or 7 inches... — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Note To Females: You cant blame the entire male genre just because you were attracted to some assholes. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you can't understand what someone has said even though they have repeated it four times — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
