Funny Quote by Green Monk Download Open image “I Met Her On Internet......it was Love from first click!” — Green Monk ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.6 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Internet Love
We met in the summer or fall of 2001. I had never met Kate [DiCamillo], though I'd heard her name, and I think she… — Alison McGhee Copy Share Image
Her smile catches my attention and I became a believer in love at first site. — Superman Copy Share Image
I was in love a million times. First was when I met her, and the rest, was everytime I look at her. — Eniss Copy Share Image
I was in the South of France, in Saint-Tropez and I met her when it was totally unexpected. I was very lucky because she… — Bert Stern Copy Share Image
She was the first woman in my life to convince me to fall in love with her. — Mike Gayle Copy Share Image
Yes, it was love at first sight. I feel that after all these years, I have finally found my soul mate. — Barbara Hershey Copy Share Image
I remember the first time I met my wife, Elisa. As a favor to a friend, I had gone to her home to pick… — Joseph B. Wirthlin Copy Share Image
It was the first time she had visited me here in upstate New York. It was the last time I saw her. — Dennis Kozlowski Copy Share Image
It was there I met my future wife, Celeste Landry, although our lives took us separate ways for many years and we were not… — Eric Allin Cornell Copy Share Image
I wonder if you have unprotected phone sex if you can get hearing aids? — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Women fake headaches to get out of having sex with their man, and men fake not being married to have sex with a woman. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I've been told by so many women that I'm a great listener. A majority of them, have big boobs. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Scientists have found that women share the same dna as prawns.. Their heads are full of shit but their pink bits taste amazing! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When someone is mad and asks you Do I look stupid? Don't answer them just stare curiously at them — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Passion is a strong emotional desire of love and hate to humans or objects — Green Monk Copy Share Image
You may love a girl very deeply... But u CANNOT express it more deeper than... 5, 6 or 7 inches... — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Note To Females: You cant blame the entire male genre just because you were attracted to some assholes. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you can't understand what someone has said even though they have repeated it four times — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
