Funny Quote by Green Monk

Once, I cut off a man's head, but he did not know it until he tried to brush his hair. Then it fell off.

— Anonymous

He leaned down and whispered to me: No matter how thin you get, no matter how short you cut your hair, it's still going…

— Marya Hornbacher

“Anything else you want to discuss before we begin?” “Who cuts your hair? You should run them through with their own thinning shears. You…

— J.A. Rock

I cut my hair. I did that. That wasn't a good decision.

— Rusev

My friend just brushed my hair pulled a couple out hit me in the head with my own hair brush and braided my hair...(anything…

— Me

I lost my hair, and went around wearing a hair piece.

— Jackie Coogan

A fan once asked if he could have a piece of my hair for voodoo. I said no, so he hugged me and plucked…

— Amy Lee

And I ask him why he cuts his arms with a razor. "Just fo feel. Just to feel something.

— Grant Morrison

In quick succession, Qhuinn reviewed his answers: No, of course not, the knife was acting of its own volition. I was actually trying to…

— J.R. Ward

That was when I cut my arms with a razor blade as a means of creative expression. I only did it lightly, just grazing…

— Francesca Lia Block

Instead, I cut him. Not deep, but there was enough of a sting in the wound to remind him of what I'd done to…

— Jennifer Estep

You will be getting a haircut, won't you?" Halt ran his hand through his hair. It was getting a little long, he thought. I'll…

— John Flanagan