Funny Quote by Green Monk Download Open image “I had to quit my job crushing soft drink cans. It was soda pressing.” — Green Monk ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.5 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I was just taking out my trash and I had, like, 300 cans of Diet Coke. It was just like, 'How did that happen?'… — Robert Pattinson Copy Share Image
Pouring soda into the cap when you were younger and acting like you were taking shots. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My primary school teacher once poured a bottle of curdled school milk forcefully down my throat. Then I threw it up all over her… — Paul O'Grady Copy Share Image
My love of maple syrup. I've been known to knock back a can over a couple days: A swig here, a swig there, and… — Rufus Wainwright Copy Share Image
In 1994, when I came to PepsiCo, there were really three businesses. They were soft drinks, which included both bottling and the concentrate company.… — Indra Nooyi Copy Share Image
The seriousness of my situation started to sink in, and again I fought panic. I pushed it down, but it was harder this time,… — Abby Sunderland Copy Share Image
I used to be a drinker but I found out how bad it was and I let it alone. — David Edwards Copy Share Image
If I'm in a rush, I'll grab a soda can and stick it under my eyes. — Elizabeth Banks Copy Share Image
The sudden and abrupt removal of my all-consuming goal ... well, it was like I was a donut, and somebody had sucked all the… — Brandon Sanderson Copy Share Image
I wonder if you have unprotected phone sex if you can get hearing aids? — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Women fake headaches to get out of having sex with their man, and men fake not being married to have sex with a woman. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I've been told by so many women that I'm a great listener. A majority of them, have big boobs. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Scientists have found that women share the same dna as prawns.. Their heads are full of shit but their pink bits taste amazing! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When someone is mad and asks you Do I look stupid? Don't answer them just stare curiously at them — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Passion is a strong emotional desire of love and hate to humans or objects — Green Monk Copy Share Image
You may love a girl very deeply... But u CANNOT express it more deeper than... 5, 6 or 7 inches... — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Note To Females: You cant blame the entire male genre just because you were attracted to some assholes. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you can't understand what someone has said even though they have repeated it four times — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
